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ron ll
09-21-2016, 11:10 AM
Or will his affair with Sarah put her off?

TomF
09-21-2016, 11:16 AM
Does wishing you could break Betteridge's Law make someone a desirable "bad boy"?

Gib Etheridge
09-21-2016, 11:30 AM
bobbys is a good hearted soul. Sarah and Angelina would do well to learn to share. I'm sure he's "up" to it. :arg

David G
09-21-2016, 11:59 AM
Didn't Angelina mumble something about wanting someone MORE enlightened??

isla
09-21-2016, 12:26 PM
I don't think Angelina would appreciate getting roofing tar on her silk sheets.

bobbys
09-22-2016, 01:14 AM
Just for the record ,I had nothing to do with this breakup.

bobbys
09-22-2016, 01:16 AM
I don't think Angelina would appreciate getting roofing tar on her silk sheets..

She could not pack up one bundle up the roof being so skinny..

bobbys
09-22-2016, 01:17 AM
Or will his affair with Sarah put her off?
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I have a restraining order to stay away at least 100 feet from Sarah and to stop writing love letters..

Still , she wants me.

bobbys
09-22-2016, 01:19 AM
Didn't Angelina mumble something about wanting someone MORE enlightened??
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I do not have the love mojo like some to have more then 100 hookups.

I just married the foist goil that would have me.

TomF
09-22-2016, 08:16 AM
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I have a restraining order to stay away at least 100 feet from Sarah and to stop writing love letters..

Still , she wants me.I'm confused - has she stopped writing the love letters then?

ron ll
09-22-2016, 11:58 AM
bobbys, I've always appreciated your sense of humor, thanks for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended. As a reward, I will not be reporting your affair with Angelina to Foist Goil.

David G
09-22-2016, 01:04 PM
bobbys, I've always appreciated your sense of humor, thanks for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended. As a reward, I will not be reporting your affair with Angelina to Foist Goil.

Too late... I already did. The response was only a mumble. Something along the lines of "... get him outta MY hair". But I'm hard of hearing. Might have misunderstood.

bobbys
09-22-2016, 01:08 PM
Foist goil is a granny and hotter then Angelina!

bobbys
09-22-2016, 01:48 PM
Granny is pre warmed up these days..

I can't keep up..

Ok I said it.....

C. Ross
09-22-2016, 10:52 PM
Hot tar?

bobbys
09-23-2016, 10:40 AM
bobbys, I've always appreciated your sense of humor, thanks for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended. As a reward, I will not be reporting your affair with Angelina to Foist Goil.
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How do you know I did not really have a fling with Angelina?

Lew Barrett
09-24-2016, 09:49 AM
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I do not have the love mojo like some to have more then 100 hookups.

I just married the foist goil that would have me.

How long did it take to find her?

bobbys
09-24-2016, 10:34 AM
How long did it take to find her?.

HEY! I had to do my magic show at 4 bat mitzvahs before I found my skinny little bride!

C. Ross
09-24-2016, 10:41 AM
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HEY! I had to do my magic show at 4 bat mitzvahs before I found my skinny little bride!

What did the trick with her?

bobbys
09-24-2016, 10:50 AM
What did the trick with her?
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My name ends with...man .....and her parents thought I was jewish..

Lew Barrett
09-24-2016, 11:13 AM
Jewish girls don't usually go for tradesmen, but maybe they take pity on a man who has shingles?

ron ll
09-24-2016, 11:27 AM
Jewish girls don't usually go for tradesmen, but maybe they take pity on a man who has shingles?

Now that's a real groaner right there Lew. :D

C. Ross
09-24-2016, 11:37 AM
Oh ...man.

bobbys
09-24-2016, 12:34 PM
Jewish girls don't usually go for tradesmen, but maybe they take pity on a man who has shingles?
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Are you doing the Catskill Circut again this year?

Old Dryfoot
09-24-2016, 12:51 PM
Just for the record ,I had nothing to do with this breakup.

So how do you explain this? And there are other photos too, but this is a family forum so. . .

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/T-qcY8dqOqScY_-U9tXt-zwFYYWr5co3xzHVoBd_5_XyIZRPNDgHM6NrMH2jyEKI4lDtX-zZDApajw=w1600-h900-no

David G
09-24-2016, 01:19 PM
I'm convinced. He's duh culprit!

bobbys
09-24-2016, 01:28 PM
So how do you explain this? And there are other photos too, but this is a family forum so. . .

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/T-qcY8dqOqScY_-U9tXt-zwFYYWr5co3xzHVoBd_5_XyIZRPNDgHM6NrMH2jyEKI4lDtX-zZDApajw=w1600-h900-no
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Good looking guy!

C. Ross
09-24-2016, 01:33 PM
Dat you Bobby? Lookin good!

David G
09-24-2016, 01:49 PM
Dat you Bobby? Lookin good!

It certainly is. his pulchritudinous visage. Well... from the brisles on up, anyhow.

C. Ross
09-24-2016, 01:51 PM
Impressed. No wonder Angie keeps calling.

Old Dryfoot
09-24-2016, 07:49 PM
"pulchritudinous"

Word of the day calendar? :D