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isla
09-19-2016, 05:55 AM
In Scotland it is known as 'Act like a numpty day', and to Pastafarians the world over it is a celebration of something or other, who knows?

This has been posted here before, but may be worth a repeat..

Jim: Cap'n the cannons be ready.

Long John: Aarr Jim lad, watch your grammar, the cannons ARE ready.

Duncan Gibbs
09-19-2016, 07:18 AM
:arg

Help end global warming! Talk like a pirate!

:arg

lupussonic
09-19-2016, 07:42 AM
What's a surrealist Pirates favourite letter?

TomF
09-19-2016, 07:49 AM
A surrrrrRRrrealist pirate?

Duncan Gibbs
09-19-2016, 07:54 AM
What's a surrealist Pirates favourite letter?
Fish

Daniel Noyes
09-19-2016, 08:05 AM
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mecae440f5807bdbe95dde249cab8e637o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=228&h=177http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/FreeCupcakes.jpg

http://engineerboards.com/uploads/monthly_2016_02/lindsay-miller.jpg.e3502063648a4ec9b9aea5803357436c.jpg https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mcae76823ba5ddca2216571167086a344o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=224&h=169

lupussonic
09-19-2016, 08:19 AM
Fish

We have a winner.

Vince Brennan
09-19-2016, 08:30 AM
What be's a Pyrrrrate's fav'rrrr'ite food?














Pi.

Vince Brennan
09-19-2016, 08:32 AM
What be's a Pyrrrrate's LEAST fav'rrrrr'te thing?

















Noise.


(ED. FOR SPLEEING)

isla
09-19-2016, 01:06 PM
I once sailed for a cap'n who always wore a red shirt into battle. I asked him why and he told me "If'n I be stabbed, me men will no see the blood and continue to fight on as bravely as I." A few weeks later, we sighted 12 men o' war sailing in the Queen's navy, each of them loaded with cannons and 50 men armed to the teeth an lookin' fe pirate blood.
And the captain turned to me and sez "before the battle begins, would ye fetch me brown pants?"

Arrr it be true oi tell ee.

Rum_Pirate
09-19-2016, 07:49 PM
Now where be the rum?

:arg