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Rum_Pirate
07-29-2016, 03:11 PM
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstere​d pistol and yelled,

"I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."



A voice from the back of the room called out,

"You need more ammo". . . .

Stiletto
07-29-2016, 10:07 PM
:d Good one!

Flying Orca
07-29-2016, 10:11 PM
Reminds me of one I read the other day (and if it was here, pardon the repetition): a foursome of women were playing a round of golf when a masked man streaked across the course in front of them.

The first one said, "Definitely not my husband."

The second said, "Definitely not my fiance."

The third one said, "Not my lover, either."

The fourth one took a good look and said, "He's not even a member of the club!"

BrianW
07-30-2016, 03:43 AM
Fify...


a guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstere​d pistol and yelled,

"i have a .45 colt with an eight shot clip and i want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."



a voice from the back of the room called out,

"That combination of cartridge and "clip" never existed."