View Full Version : Jimmy Kimmel got it in one!

Vince Brennan
07-26-2016, 11:08 PM
"Let's make America TALL again!"

Drumpf got upset about the report that we are now the TENTH tallest nation in the world, and those rotten Dutchmen are the Tallest!

We can't continue to accept this disparity!

We suffered throu' the Missile Gap!

Then we overcame the Space Gap!

Next there was the Island Gap!

Then we had the WMD Gap!

Elect Trump! Not only will he rectify the Cuban Heel gap, he'll build Cuban Heels for ALL "True 'Murricans" so we'll feel right at home when we visit Havana.

We CAN'T be shorter than so many other countries!

What Would The Duke Say?

But if it DOES turn out that we ARE shorter than the rest, remember "Rule Eight".

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
07-27-2016, 03:28 AM
Latvian women are taller.

Todd Bradshaw
07-27-2016, 03:49 AM
They are? Mine is pretty much normal-sized.

edit: She's the one on the left.


P.I. Stazzer-Newt
07-27-2016, 04:03 AM
Love the pic.
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