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David G
07-06-2016, 12:02 AM
Not so much changed his mind, as given him a migraine. It's all the whining.

He's going to re-open the case, and take Trey Gowdy's Chief of Staff on board as Special Investigator. Now we'll REALLY get to the bottom of this puppy!!!

Canoeyawl
07-06-2016, 12:06 AM
They need Issa...

David G
07-06-2016, 12:08 AM
I understand Kenneth Starr might be available...

seanz
07-06-2016, 12:37 AM
Wheeeeeeeee....!!!!!

wizbang 13
07-06-2016, 09:02 AM
Can't pass a school levy in my lil red town , but they love to waste money to protect our "freedoms".

David G
07-06-2016, 10:13 AM
Can't find a link at the moment - but he said he found the Bilgerats from Texas particularly convincing. All those clearly verifiable facts, that careful analysis, and well-reasoned argument was overwhelming, apparently. "There's just something in the water down there", he was heard to exclaim. When an aide pointed out that there is no water in Texas, he said he was sure that Kenneth Starr would find some. And he had hopes that the Lindburgh baby case would come clear as well. With an outside chance that the JFK assassination would get sorted out also (as long as we have those brilliant analysts from Texas on the case).

Personally... I wish them well... though I find just a tiny hint of skepticism leaking in around the edges whenever I think about the track record.

TomF
07-06-2016, 10:41 AM
... With an outside chance that the JFK assassination would get sorted out also (as long as we have those brilliant analysts from Texas on the case)...Didn't the JFK assassination happen in Texas? ;)

johnw
07-06-2016, 02:01 PM
Didn't the JFK assassination happen in Texas? ;)

Well, sure, they've known all along that it was a young Donald Trump with his Christmas BB gun.

David G
07-06-2016, 09:03 PM
A signal achievement in the long and storied history of The Bilge.

Who knew: whinging and petulance are our secret weapons!!