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Chip-skiff
07-04-2016, 03:18 PM
"In an ambitious attempt to revive a population long considered to be on the brink of extinction, scientists announced Friday they have slowly begun to reintroduce normal, well-adjusted human beings back into society.

According to officials at Cornell University, where for the past 18 years conservation researchers have operated an enclosed sanctuary for humans who are levelheaded and make it a habit to think before they speak, the endangered group is being cautiously reintegrated into select locations nationwide in hopes that they can reestablish permanent communities and one day thrive again."

http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-slowly-reintroducing-small-group-normal-52632

Willin'
07-04-2016, 04:01 PM
M. Night Shyamalan strikes again!