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The Bigfella
02-28-2016, 10:05 AM
Ever noticed how you never see a church with free wifi.

I guess its because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works?

CWSmith
02-28-2016, 10:09 AM
Or, they don't confuse their mission with that of a cafe.

The Bigfella
02-28-2016, 10:10 AM
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.

"No way", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver?

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.

The boy sighed: "Listen Dad, you bought a Jeep - you live with it!"

The Bigfella
02-28-2016, 10:14 AM
Dear people who type in lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
Capital Letters

Paul Pless
02-28-2016, 10:17 AM
fart

The Bigfella
02-28-2016, 10:24 AM
fart


Ker...chink

The Bigfella
02-28-2016, 10:25 AM
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

CWSmith
02-28-2016, 10:29 AM
Dear people who type in lowercase,
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
Capital Letters

:) OK, that one I like!

By the way, I used to work with a fellow who used upper case letters exclusively. It was like being yelled at!

Nanoose
02-28-2016, 05:34 PM
There's free wifi at our church.

Ian McColgin
02-28-2016, 05:58 PM
Most churches now have WiFi but let's not let reality get in the way of a good joke.

Michael D. Storey
02-28-2016, 08:32 PM
Ever noticed how you never see a church with free wifi.

I guess its because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works?I usta give lectures in high schools. I was talking about racial matters and gender matters and gardening, and a kid stood up and asked if I believed in God. I said, 'who?' He sed, 'ya know, God' I sed 'you mean that all powerful invisible power that touches everything in the universe?' He sed, 'Sure' I replied with 'That's gravity, young fella.' He was disappointed.

Memphis Mike
02-28-2016, 08:53 PM
fart

I hear your tidy whiteys have nicotine stains.....

mdh
02-28-2016, 11:39 PM
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data


Yep