how does one break up a horse fight?

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  • Phillip Allen
    new member
    • May 2002
    • 63618

    how does one break up a horse fight?

    actually a mammoth jack stallion and a big gelding... both trying to kill the other

    Sarah said it was quite the fight but hasn't discovered any injuries (probably bruising though. she'll have to wait to see what shows up

    give me a while and I'll try to describe what she told me
    The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.
    Personal failures are too important to be trusted to others.
  • Tom Montgomery
    Lurking since 1997
    • Sep 1999
    • 35611

    #2
    Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

    With firearms?
    "They have a lot of stupid people that vote in their primaries. They really do. I'm not really supposed to say that but it's an obvious fact. But when stupid people vote, you know who they nominate? Other stupid people." -- James Carville on the plethora of low-quality GQP candidates in the mid-term election.

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    • Reynard38
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 12533

      #3
      Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

      Garden hose?
      Fight Entropy, build a wooden boat!

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      • Paul Pless
        pinko commie tree hugger
        • Oct 2003
        • 124805

        #4
        Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

        Originally posted by Tom Montgomery
        With firearms?
        does seem rather obvious
        Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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        • Tom Montgomery
          Lurking since 1997
          • Sep 1999
          • 35611

          #5
          Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

          "They have a lot of stupid people that vote in their primaries. They really do. I'm not really supposed to say that but it's an obvious fact. But when stupid people vote, you know who they nominate? Other stupid people." -- James Carville on the plethora of low-quality GQP candidates in the mid-term election.

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          • Phillip Allen
            new member
            • May 2002
            • 63618

            #6
            Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

            Originally posted by Tom Montgomery
            With firearms?
            don't start it, Tom... you always start it then say I started it... mind your manners

            you'll have Paul farting and barking at his own farts next
            The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.
            Personal failures are too important to be trusted to others.

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            • Tom Montgomery
              Lurking since 1997
              • Sep 1999
              • 35611

              #7
              Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

              Originally posted by Phillip Allen
              don't start it, Tom... you always start it then say I started it... mind your manners
              Oh dry up.
              "They have a lot of stupid people that vote in their primaries. They really do. I'm not really supposed to say that but it's an obvious fact. But when stupid people vote, you know who they nominate? Other stupid people." -- James Carville on the plethora of low-quality GQP candidates in the mid-term election.

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              • S.V. Airlie
                Ancient Mariner
                • Dec 2006
                • 63914

                #8
                Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                Get in the middle of them, draw their attention to a worthier option. Kinda like a bull and a clown at a rodeo.

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                • Phillip Allen
                  new member
                  • May 2002
                  • 63618

                  #9
                  Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                  Originally posted by Tom Montgomery
                  Oh dry up.
                  smug rectitude...
                  The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.
                  Personal failures are too important to be trusted to others.

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                  • S/V Laura Ellen
                    Neither Fair nor Balanced
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 9384

                    #10
                    Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                    A good guy with a gun!
                    Allan of the Grove
                    "never send a ferret to do a weasel's job.."

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                    • Phillip Allen
                      new member
                      • May 2002
                      • 63618

                      #11
                      Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                      so, where are our horse people?
                      The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.
                      Personal failures are too important to be trusted to others.

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                      • S/V Laura Ellen
                        Neither Fair nor Balanced
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 9384

                        #12
                        Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                        Originally posted by Phillip Allen
                        so, where are our horse people?

                        Horses are horses and people are people and we like it that way!
                        Allan of the Grove
                        "never send a ferret to do a weasel's job.."

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                        • Paul Pless
                          pinko commie tree hugger
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 124805

                          #13
                          Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                          Originally posted by Phillip Allen
                          so, where are our horse people?
                          you might try the pub
                          Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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                          • S.V. Airlie
                            Ancient Mariner
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 63914

                            #14
                            Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                            The centaur is in hiding!

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                            • Phillip Allen
                              new member
                              • May 2002
                              • 63618

                              #15
                              Re: how does one break up a horse fight?

                              Originally posted by Paul Pless
                              you might try the pub
                              never been there
                              The doctrine of nonresistance against arbitrary power, and oppression, is absurd, slavish, and destructive of the good and happiness of mankind.
                              Personal failures are too important to be trusted to others.

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