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Jim Bow
01-09-2016, 10:22 AM
Social media is all a twitter about Ted Cruz putting mayonnaise on a cheese dog.
What do you think.

Paul Pless
01-09-2016, 10:24 AM
Social media is all a twitter about Ted Cruz putting mayonnaise on a cheese dog.
What do you think.seems un american
canadian maybe?

George Jung
01-09-2016, 10:25 AM
I don't care.

Hey - a 'growth' moment!

Phillip Allen
01-09-2016, 10:33 AM
what about peanut butter in your mashed potatoes?

CWSmith
01-09-2016, 10:56 AM
Yuk!

hokiefan
01-09-2016, 11:01 AM
He can put whatever he wants on his cheese dog. Personally I like cheese only on my cheese dogs.

Cheers,

Bobby

C. Ross
01-09-2016, 11:02 AM
Hot dogs require mustard.
Onions and relish optional. Things like chili are colorful.
Kraut required on brats, optional on other tube meat.
Ketchup on hot dogs demonstrates dangerous lefty tendencies. Ketchup only is a sign of un-American or Communist leanings.
Anything else, like mayonnaise, is freakish and weird.

Phillip Allen
01-09-2016, 11:05 AM
Yuk!

:):)

CWSmith
01-09-2016, 11:11 AM
How about the hot dog itself? I vote for Kosher all-beef dogs unless you go with a good sausage, but that's another matter.

JimD
01-09-2016, 11:17 AM
seems un american
canadian maybe?
Mayo on dogs is definitely not Canuck cuisine. Personally, I have not eaten a hot dog since childhood. But when we did it was mustard and relish.

Bob Adams
01-09-2016, 11:19 AM
Hot dogs require mustard.
Onions and relish optional. Things like chili are colorful.
Kraut required on brats, optional on other tube meat.
Ketchup on hot dogs demonstrates dangerous lefty tendencies. Ketchup only is a sign of un-American or Communist leanings.
Anything else, like mayonnaise, is freakish and weird.

Finally a worthwhile thread! I hereby appoint you Official Tubular Meat Consultant to the BROTM!

jonboy
01-09-2016, 11:27 AM
Why spoil any good condiment by putting mechanically recovered meat slurry in an edible plastic tube under it .....

Old Dryfoot
01-09-2016, 11:31 AM
Bavarian smokies, scored in a crosshatch pattern, and grilled with bbq sauce. Usually wrapped in smaller hoagie bun with nice chew to the crust but a soft and airy inner. Topped with mustard, relish, onions, banana peppers, and no mayo. The mayo goes in the potato salad.

Ian McColgin
01-09-2016, 11:33 AM
He should have used Miracle Whip.

Peerie Maa
01-09-2016, 11:36 AM
Hot dogs require mustard.
Onions and relish optional. Things like chili are colorful.
Kraut required on brats, optional on other tube meat.
Ketchup on hot dogs demonstrates dangerous lefty tendencies. Ketchup only is a sign of un-American or Communist leanings.
Anything else, like mayonnaise, is freakish and weird.

Hi, I'm as left wing as any on here, but won't use ketchup. Might as well just dip the dog into the sugar bowl.

genglandoh
01-09-2016, 11:41 AM
The US is a melting pot with many cultures with different food habits.
Putting mayonnaise on a hot dog is something you see in the Latino community.

Peerie Maa
01-09-2016, 11:47 AM
The US is a melting pot with many cultures with different food habits.
Putting mayonnaise on a hot dog is something you see in the Latino community.



Mayo on fries is good, and if you like salad in your burger bun is OK.

Durnik
01-09-2016, 12:24 PM
Hot dogs require mustard.
Onions and relish optional. Things like chili are colorful.
Kraut required on brats, optional on other tube meat.
Ketchup on hot dogs demonstrates dangerous lefty tendencies. Ketchup only is a sign of un-American or Communist leanings.
Anything else, like mayonnaise, is freakish and weird.


Hi, I'm as left wing as any on here, but won't use ketchup. Might as well just dip the dog into the sugar bowl.


See? The new Conservative _is_ Liberal - & it took a hot dog thread to discern!

;-)

enjoy
bobby

John Smith
01-09-2016, 12:28 PM
I had a friend in high school who put mayo on his french fries. I tried it. I've done it since. Wife does it, too.

Paul Pless
01-09-2016, 12:40 PM
the only thing ketchup goes on (and then only sometimes) is american fries and hamburgers - that's it
it can be used to make spicy heavy on the horseradish cocktail sauce

Old Dryfoot
01-09-2016, 12:52 PM
Ketchup works on a grilled cheese sandwich, but it needs to be processed cheese. It's also the only way to make KD palatable.

Canoeyawl
01-09-2016, 01:05 PM
Mayonnaise, Cheese, and Hot Dogs are all silent killers!

I think Ted Cruz should eat them three times a day.

Gerarddm
01-09-2016, 01:06 PM
#7, all the way.

How I loathe ketchup.

Peerie Maa
01-09-2016, 01:10 PM
Ketchup on crab cakes? Yes/no?

Nope, crab is sweet enough.
Ketchup is an ingredient in some barbecue marinades, that is all.

Breakaway
01-09-2016, 01:14 PM
How about the hot dog itself? I vote for Kosher all-beef dogs unless you go with a good sausage, but that's another matter.


Nah. Its the ground-up hooves, ears and testicles that give a good dog its delectability.

Mayo? Not for me. But a classmate in grammar school always brought baloney sandwiches with mayo for lunch.
Bologna is, of course, a hot dog rendered large and mild.

Kevin

L.W. Baxter
01-09-2016, 01:16 PM
Fraaankly...the weenie exists as a vehicle for low-rent gustatory expression.

The idea that a particular combo of condiments is the "right way" for the humble dog completely misses the point.

If you can't get a little weird with a hot dog you need to loosen up.

TomF
01-09-2016, 01:22 PM
Ketchup on KD is the insipid cousin of salsa on KD. Neither match actual macaroni/cheese with salsa.

I've been known to enjoy all that Mr. Ross described, but dogs with ketchup, mustard and relish can be acceptable, if the beer's good enough. Which shows why I'm left with centrist sympathies, and he's right with centrist.

Paul Pless
01-09-2016, 01:27 PM
If you can't get a little weird with a hot dog you need to loosen up.foot long slaw dogs at dairy queen in the deep south?

Peerie Maa
01-09-2016, 01:31 PM
If you can't get a little weird with a hot dog you need to loosen up.

Too much information Mr Baxter.:eek:

Gerarddm
01-09-2016, 01:33 PM
Kosher dog with sauerkraut and a good spicy mustard. 'Nuff said.

BrianY
01-09-2016, 01:40 PM
I'm one of those lefty freaks that puts ketchup on hot dogs. I know, I know, all true hot dog lovers are revolted at the thought, but for me, mustard is like kryptonite. I can't stand the smell of it, never mind the taste and I can detect mustard in food the way sharks can detect drops of blood in the ocean - at very very tiny concentrations. My wife (mustard and sauerkraut for her) gives me grief about the ketchup thing all the time.

If we're eating hot dogs in RI, however, then things are different. First of all, in many RI shops, they're NOT "hot dogs". They're "wieners". Ask for a "hot dog" and you'll get a blank stare or possibly a downright hostile correction. Second, RI wieners made using the "New York System" require "wiener sauce", onions and celery salt on them at the minimum. I like those. Many people add mustard to that, but I of course do not.

Paul Pless
01-09-2016, 01:42 PM
get your freak on
chicago red hot char dog all the way

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/GoldCoastChardog.jpg

Breakaway
01-09-2016, 01:48 PM
How about hot dogs in split pea soup istead of ham?

http://andrewzimmern.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Tailgating-Pot-of-Love.jpg

Spaghetti and Hot Dogs ( looks like linguine to me, but what do I know?)

http://1ue0vq2ip2m91b3g7z258a5v.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hot-dog-no-560x370.jpg

Hot dogs and Rock N Roll


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cNJ7cdDlrQ

Kevin

Peerie Maa
01-09-2016, 01:53 PM
get your freak on
chicago red hot char dog all the way

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/GoldCoastChardog.jpg

That has a look of a doner kebab about it
http://225bistro.com/image/data/donner001.jpg

oznabrag
01-09-2016, 01:58 PM
I'm pretty sure that Mayo on a hot dog is gross, if not downright Fascististic.

Pretty much everything Cruz does screams FASCIST.

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
01-09-2016, 02:03 PM
Piccalilli.

Job's a good un.

C. Ross
01-09-2016, 02:03 PM
Thank you Great Monthly Rat.

I knew I was among right-thinking peoples. Nick, I now have greater respect for your sensible leftiness.

cathouse willy
01-09-2016, 04:03 PM
dirty harry hates ketchup


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

Jim Bow
01-09-2016, 04:12 PM
Awful lot of sausage inspired virtue signalling going on here.

skuthorp
01-09-2016, 04:18 PM
I think that 'hot dogs' do not belong in people's stomachs myself.

bobbys
01-09-2016, 04:23 PM
Costco only gives you a choice of ketchup, relish, regular mustard or spicy mustard.

A lot of times Im torn with which mustard to use.

Sometimes I walk on the wild side of life and do spicy.

Not ofton though I do not want anyone . Thinking . I'm a pantywaist commie liberal.

Joe (SoCal)
01-09-2016, 04:32 PM
NYC there are three "Acceptable" condiments Mustard&kraut (one condiment ), Sweetonions (one word) & Dirty Water. ;)

http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Street-Vendor.jpg

LeeG
01-09-2016, 04:34 PM
Fraaankly...the weenie exists as a vehicle for low-rent gustatory expression.

The idea that a particular combo of condiments is the "right way" for the humble dog completely misses the point.

If you can't get a little weird with a hot dog you need to loosen up.

Yup!

bobbys
01-09-2016, 04:42 PM
NYC there are three "Acceptable" condiments Mustard&kraut (one condiment ), Sweetonions (one word) & Dirty Water. ;)

http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Street-Vendor.jpg
.

Sometimes here in oregon I yell out..

DAWG HERE.

Like YANKEE stadium or the streets of NY but so far no one gets it..

One guy from Brooklyn laughed..

Ya gotta work for a joke here.

TomF
01-09-2016, 04:45 PM
Awful lot of sausage inspired virtue signalling going on here.Some of our sausages have extraordinary virtues.

Peerie Maa
01-09-2016, 04:51 PM
Some of our sausages have extraordinary virtues.

These sausages are truly virtuous.
http://www.woodallscharcuterie.com/img/cumberland-sausage-pack.png

CWSmith
01-09-2016, 04:52 PM
Nah. Its the ground-up hooves, ears and testicles that give a good dog its delectability.


Haggis sounds better than that!

Phillip Allen
01-09-2016, 04:56 PM
all about hot dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzUm7UEEIY

RonW
01-09-2016, 05:05 PM
Dip your fries in mayo, and you will never go back to ketchup.........Cruz is ahead of his time.......

Michael D. Storey
01-09-2016, 07:44 PM
what about peanut butter in your mashed potatoes?Stop that right now!

Michael D. Storey
01-09-2016, 07:45 PM
Dip your fries in mayo, and you will never go back to ketchup.........Cruz is ahead of his time.......Didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction?

SullivanB
01-09-2016, 07:49 PM
I had a friend in high school who put mayo on his french fries. I tried it. I've done it since. Wife does it, too.

Double cooked fries dipped in high quality mayo are blissful.

Phillip Allen
01-09-2016, 08:05 PM
Stop that right now!

after he had all his teeth out and new fake ones, Dad used to do it... we all just rolled our eyes :)

elf
01-09-2016, 08:17 PM
Catsup on hamburgers with sweet pickle relish and honey mustard. If there's any real cheese, that's good too. And a leaf of iceberg. A slice of tomato but only if it's home grown. Toast the bun while you're at it, too.

Catsup on Hebrew National knockwurst, split the long way, so one knock makes two hot dogs, sweet relish too, but no honey mustard. 3 year old cheddar isn't bad either, especially if the bun has been toasted with the very thin slide of cheese on one side.

CWSmith
01-09-2016, 08:57 PM
Anyone mention jalapenos?

the_gr8t_waldo
01-09-2016, 11:14 PM
Hotdogs positively bloom when celery salt is added.....Ina way mayo could only dream about

Chip-skiff
01-10-2016, 01:04 AM
Hotdogs positively bloom when celery salt is added...

I'll have to try that. Our local butchery makes their own extra-large beef hot dogs– great on the grill or on a stick over coals. I'm a stodge when it comes to hot dogs: mustard, ketchup, maybe a dab of sweet relish, on a lightly toasted bun.