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Phillip Allen
10-05-2015, 05:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

GregH
10-05-2015, 08:18 PM
What a frickin' moron! (Her- not the bear)

Peter Malcolm Jardine
10-05-2015, 08:22 PM
The meer fact she uploaded the video confirms her irritating stupidity.

David G
10-05-2015, 08:40 PM
And, once again, someone with a bit of sense must point out to a Bilge Rat that one does not have to be stupid to make a typo. Conversely...



As to the video... ye gods. My relatives in Alaska have a name for this phenomenon. Outsiders with no clue come to the wilderness, unprepared, and unaware of the various dangers.

It's called "Death by Alaska". She seems a prime candidate. They call such bear-fodder 'neons' for the expensive 'wilderness gear' they sport.

Steve McMahon
10-05-2015, 08:50 PM
It is obvious she couldn't bear watching her kayak being mauled.

David G
10-05-2015, 08:56 PM
It is obvious she couldn't bear watching her kayak being mauled.

Rimshot! That's certainly a sight that would give one paws.

Are you playing the Catskills this Fall... or are you booked into the Long Island circuit?

Breakaway
10-05-2015, 09:05 PM
http://forum.woodenboat.com/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Steve McMahon http://forum.woodenboat.com/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://forum.woodenboat.com/showthread.php?p=4673279#post4673279)

It is obvious she couldn't bear watching her kayak being mauled.





Rimshot! That's certainly a sight that would give one paws.

Fur real, dude.

Kevin

RichKrough
10-05-2015, 09:24 PM
Thermo formed ABS plastic sure makes a light kayak, but to a bear it is just a crunchy taco. I have a Hurricane Kayak also made of ABS weighing a svelte 39 lbs. Easy to get off the truck and carry, but it doesn't exactly inspire confidence when I'm sharing the water with 10'+ Alligators

TerryLL
10-05-2015, 09:26 PM
Outsiders with no clue come to the wilderness, unprepared, and unaware of the various dangers.

Yes indeed. I've seen many and rescued a few. All were clueless to the max, which means they were even clueless that they were clueless.

David G
10-05-2015, 09:39 PM
Thinking back on the video, I wonder if I wasn't too harsh with the young lady. I doubt it... but maybe. Maybe she was just a bit too tired to cope with a bear eating her ride. Maybe verging on hypothermic. Maybe hungry into the bargain? Maybe she just had a meltdown. We've all had meltdowns... right? Well... all y'all, anyway. Some of us are such ManlyMen, that we'd never succumb to such frailty. Me & Donn & bbbbbys, for instance.

Peter Malcolm Jardine
10-05-2015, 09:49 PM
I am an excellent speller. The way I most commonly make mistakes in spelling here is typing too fast.

Peter Malcolm Jardine
10-05-2015, 09:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNfQda8ceGs

Mcjim
10-05-2015, 09:56 PM
That bear should watch its back. The kayak's big plastic friend is out and looking for revenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJE_sby9fVA

oznabrag
10-05-2015, 09:57 PM
I am an excellent speller. The way I most commonly make mistakes in spelling here is typing too fast.

Don't be too hard on yerself, Peter. You were just attacked by a Bilge Snark.

http://orig04.deviantart.net/333f/f/2011/053/d/1/the_snark_shark_by_verdego-d3a5uvt.jpg

LeeG
10-05-2015, 10:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNfQda8ceGs

A couple of those a day and you can't help but feel ok. I could be yelling ALAN ALAN on the street corner but I'm not.

Glen Longino
10-05-2015, 10:12 PM
[QUOTE=oznabrag;4673354]Don't be too hard on yerself, Peter. You were just attacked by a Bilge Snark.

Yikes...a Great White SNARK!
Poses as an Editor, but acts like a Predator1

bobbys
10-05-2015, 10:47 PM
kayaks and some guitars should be crushed by bares or any other critter.

Corvida
10-06-2015, 06:48 AM
I still prefer the title I first saw on that video 'Bear, please eat this woman!'

Also, we know she's stupid for 3 reasons.
1. She didn't take the kayak inside the cabin with her.
2. She's talking to a bear like it gives a damn what she has to say
3. She posted the video to youtube without turning on ad revenue. (She turned it on after that was pointed out)

Paul Pless
10-06-2015, 06:50 AM
christ that was annoying

The Bigfella
10-06-2015, 07:01 AM
christ that was annoying

Wazzup? Don't like travel crap?

skuthorp
10-06-2015, 07:02 AM
Down Australia way sharks are eating surfboards, and occasionally the surfer as well. Warmer water has resulted in inshore shoals of small fish, in the same area of the wave the surfers and swimmers use.
A bear eating my kayak seems a somewhat better option.

Phillip Allen
10-06-2015, 10:53 AM
I'm glad you guys liked it... I thought it was pretty funny

TerryLL
10-06-2015, 11:23 AM
She totally rocks that outdoorsy airhead look.

LeeG
10-06-2015, 12:07 PM
I can't fault her for freaking and talking, it's posting it that is nuts. I hear people talk to their dogs and small children as though they listen.

Besides the bear she has a well founded anxiety in that the kayak is her only way in and out, I think she swam to a boat to get out. Either way has to be the most annoying voice ever recorded.

Virgin Gal
10-06-2015, 02:06 PM
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Annoying voice?.....
Maybe related?

TerryLL
10-06-2015, 02:29 PM
I wonder if she can sing off-key as spectacularly as Garrison.

Gib Etheridge
10-06-2015, 02:55 PM
She looks strangely Palin.

Paul Pless
10-06-2015, 03:13 PM
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Annoying voice?.....
Maybe related?

oh very funny

Phillip Allen
10-06-2015, 03:53 PM
how bad was the kayak ?

LeeG
10-06-2015, 04:31 PM
how bad was the kayak ?

Not as bad as the bear

Phillip Allen
10-06-2015, 04:38 PM
Not as bad as the bear

she couldn't use it to get to one of the anchored boats?

Willin'
10-06-2015, 04:51 PM
Leave the kayak...take the...oh, never mind.

Vince Brennan
10-06-2015, 04:53 PM
Gee... Fangs a lot for that....

Phillip Allen
10-06-2015, 04:54 PM
Gee... Fangs a lot for that....

I'm sure many more puns are bruin out there