View Full Version : Happy birthday to Norman Bernstein....

10-05-2015, 04:31 AM
Have a great day, Norman. May your new year be filled with happiness, health, and success.

This is cake was made especially for you.

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Duncan Gibbs
10-05-2015, 04:46 AM
Happy birthday Norm! Many happy returns.


Kevin T
10-05-2015, 05:26 AM
Happy Birthday Norm, hope you have a great day and a great year ahead!

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
10-05-2015, 07:49 AM
Have a great day.

This is an original post - Not C&P.

Jimmy W
10-05-2015, 07:51 AM
Happy Birthday, Norman.

10-05-2015, 07:59 AM
Happy Birthday Norm. Take the day off and go sailing.

David G
10-05-2015, 08:23 AM
Happy Birthday, ya ol' paper dragon! Hope the next year is a good'un!!

Keith Wilson
10-05-2015, 08:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Norm!! Illegitimi non carborundum, as they say. :d

Norman Bernstein
10-05-2015, 08:26 AM
Thanks to one and all for the birthday wishes... I'm treating my advanced age as a benefit: only one more year to Medicare! :)

Flying Orca
10-05-2015, 08:49 AM
Hope it's a great birthday, Norman!

10-05-2015, 10:19 AM
Happy birthday, Norman!


10-05-2015, 10:24 AM
Happy B-day, Norm!

The Bigfella
10-05-2015, 10:25 AM
Many happy returns, Norman

10-05-2015, 10:27 AM
Happy Birthday Norm, have a great one!

Joe (SoCal)
10-05-2015, 10:31 AM
Happy birthday Norm !!!!!!!

10-05-2015, 11:01 AM
Happy birthday, Norman!

Jeff C

10-05-2015, 12:51 PM
Great cake!

Happy Birthday, Norman, and good fortune in the year to come.

Osborne Russell
10-05-2015, 01:19 PM
Yeah man.

Three guys await the guillotine: a priest, a lawyer and an engineer.

The priest is laid out, the blade hangs up and won't fall. "Release him! He'll call down God's curse upon us!" cries the crowd. And he is released.

The lawyer is laid out, the blade hangs up and won't fall. "Release him! He'll sue us!" cries the crowd. And he is released.

The engineer climbs the steps looking at the mechanism. "I think I see your problem."

The End

Norman Bernstein
10-05-2015, 01:27 PM
An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a civil engineer were arguing about the nature of the human body.

The electrical engineer says, "The human body was designed by an electrical engineer. It's all about electricity... our body depends on neurons and synapses."

The mechanical engineer says, "No, it's really about mechanics; our bodies are made up of bones, which are levers and fulcrums."

The civil engineer says, "No, the human body was designed by a civil engineer... who else would run a waste-water pipe right through a playground?"

Osborne Russell
10-05-2015, 01:32 PM
|;) Don't yell at me, my part works fine. Talk to the project manager.

10-05-2015, 06:26 PM
H.B Norman

Bob Adams
10-05-2015, 06:26 PM
Congratulations on another trip around the Sun!

10-05-2015, 06:33 PM
Have a good one, Norm.

Rich Jones
10-05-2015, 06:36 PM
Happy Birthday! Next year Medicare. How about retirement? I highly recommend it.

Glen Longino
10-05-2015, 07:57 PM
Happy Birthday young man!

Peter Malcolm Jardine
10-05-2015, 08:19 PM
Norm, a very happy birthday to you. All the best.

Ted Hoppe
10-05-2015, 11:26 PM
Happy Birthday Norm.

Old Dryfoot
10-06-2015, 12:19 AM
HBD Norman!

10-06-2015, 09:36 AM
Felicitations, Norman. Keep 'em coming!

10-06-2015, 10:47 AM
Sorry, late again as usual. Happy Birthday Norm!

John A. Campbell
10-06-2015, 12:17 PM
Happy Birthday, Norm....I always enjoy your threads!


Vince Brennan
10-06-2015, 01:26 PM
Sorry I'm late with your birthday greetings, you leftie-fellow-traveller-Obama-loving-anti-gun-freedom... OH! Sorry. I was channeling bbbbbbb,,,,

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