View Full Version : God, I love small towns!

S.V. Airlie
06-04-2015, 10:27 AM
Saw a woman with two boxes of chicken eggs. Asked her what/where she got them. They're mine, she said. Have any more? Yup, loads. I'll buy some. No need, I have so many I just break them! Now I have a weekly supply of them for the summer to go with the duck eggs I get.

Price, I offered her some raspberry rhubarb muffins. Hand shake, deal done!

S.V. Airlie
06-04-2015, 11:32 AM
Pigs haven't gone to market, they're still campaigning for the presidency!

Peerie Maa
06-04-2015, 01:58 PM
^ :d:d:d