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Katherine
04-30-2015, 09:53 PM
Please entertain me

Paul Pless
04-30-2015, 09:59 PM
oh ****

Ian McColgin
04-30-2015, 10:02 PM
We could spread rumors . . .

CWSmith
04-30-2015, 10:10 PM
A little county music?

https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y
https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU

Classical (watch the strings strobe)?

https://youtu.be/8B6jOUzBKYc

Have a good night.

L.W. Baxter
04-30-2015, 10:21 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/0345803485

bobbys
04-30-2015, 10:37 PM
I have never been to England but I kinda like the Beatles .

BrianW
04-30-2015, 10:46 PM
Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music

bobbys
04-30-2015, 10:47 PM
My woman never gets bored, I keep her busy with chores , housekeeping, cooking, laundry, running the dog,rubbing my back, washing my truck, cleaning my shooting irons, mixing my drinks, yeah that's the ticket, that's how I run things round here!

purri
04-30-2015, 11:57 PM
How about The Rutles?
I have never been to England but I kinda like the Beatles .

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
05-01-2015, 12:18 AM
Have you tried knitty?

bobbys
05-01-2015, 01:35 AM
My woman never gets bored, I keep her busy with chores , housekeeping, cooking, laundry, running the dog,rubbing my back, washing my truck, cleaning my shooting irons, mixing my drinks, yeah that's the ticket, that's how I run things round here!
.

OK I help with the laundry , truth be told do most of it but I mix whites and colored together in a small act of rebellion.

seanz
05-01-2015, 03:22 AM
Please entertain me

No.

You entertain us. Get a Go-Pro and drive around on the tractor.

skuthorp
05-01-2015, 05:02 AM
http://fb.smarterbathrooms.com.au/?gclid=Cj0KEQjwyIyqBRD4janGs5e67IsBEiQAoF8DGjvrNWW j4YUsvCt6paG24wG2qyYqshn_qRDtX4VcDlsaAlgI8P8HAQ
:ycool::arg

TomZ
05-01-2015, 08:12 AM
How about a poem

Web of Desires

by Tom Zeibig



Soft tendrils lay outstretched before me,

endless by-ways of whatnots to inspect,
yet as fast as I can google or yahoo,
my passion strolls on to the next.

Oh, look over here my acquaintances,
have you seen such a cute little cat!
I just have to share it with all of you,
but wait, did you see where I'm at?

I'm learning to juggle and whittle,
to knit bottle socks and clog dance and sing.
Oh, but wait till you see this new one, it’s awesome,
it'll be my very next thing.

I've uncovered the worlds gnarliest napkin ring things,
and how to craft cross country skis.
I've gleaned how to paint over tile and cork,
and DIY hammocks among trees.

My arrays of recipes and instructables
jam up in each catalogued queue.
If motivation were ever to grasp at my heel,
could I possibly choose which to do?

Yes, my wanderings are frightfully fruitful,
grasping unfettered wishes to and fro,
yet somehow, there’s nothing to look-up anymore,
there's little of interest to know.

The dash has gone out of my ponderous scan,
grown dry as a grand-fathers pun.
What trinkets can possibly amuse me now,
perhaps I should go for a run.

But oh, it’s just so easy and slough
to scrunch back in the crumbs of my chair,
aggressively searching pinterest and stumble
for that hidden ember languishing there.

Perhaps a new game or a movie I'll find
or just peruse my excellent picks,
re-discover again an old friend or a forum,
maybe master some unlikely tricks.

But the ache in my iced limb reminds me,
more determined with each gentle swipe,
I'm sure, I must, yes I can stop soon,
oh, look here's how to cook tripe.

oh God, where am I now - are you there?
Google glimmered and consumed, but is gone.
Haunting perfections yet unfound,
still flanges keep flailing on.

Ruefully aside my crystalline guide,
I'd aimlessly amble about!
Shed muddy brown shoes at the dog door
and ground my bare sole breaking out.

Slim grasses brushed over in wavering touch,
eyes long into unbroken night.
mist laden zephyrs disjoin me,
restoring long ever-lost sight.

Spellbound and pared, slumped by the gate,
dare I whisper aloud my disgust.
Of freedom and every amusement I vowed,
yet, Your decanted Grace, I must.

Your low resound echoes, overflowing, unbound.
My gaze, roasting slow in your fire.
Hold fast in the lowering darkness my soul,
for your broken-hearts founding desire.

S.V. Airlie
05-01-2015, 08:14 AM
I have never been to England but I kinda like the Beatles .Beatles are fine, Ringo was/is an ass though!

delecta
05-01-2015, 08:34 AM
www.ashleymadison.com

Shhhhhh :d

JimD
05-01-2015, 08:48 AM
... I mix whites and colored together in a small act of rebellion. So you're a passive aggressive! We may have just found a topic to save the OP from her boredom.

bobbys
05-01-2015, 09:08 AM
So you're a passive aggressive! We may have just found a topic to save the OP from her boredom.
.
My socks turn a shade of pink but that's a small price to pay for my freedom.

Bobby of Tulsa
05-01-2015, 09:17 AM
A couple of shots of Scotch and a tractor ride should take care of the boredom thing. Jus sayin, oh don't forget to open the garage door first.

Paul Pless
05-01-2015, 09:22 AM
Jus sayin, oh don't forget to open the garage door first.

Three garage doors later, let's hope she's got that down. . .

Bobby of Tulsa
05-01-2015, 09:38 AM
Three garage doors later, let's hope she's got that down. . . ...:ycool:...

JimD
05-01-2015, 09:40 AM
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My socks turn a shade of pink but that's a small price to pay for my freedom.
I've often thought of pink as the color of defiance.

Bobby of Tulsa
05-01-2015, 09:42 AM
I've often thought of pink as the color of defiance. Now we are talkin free will man.:)

John of Phoenix
05-01-2015, 09:53 AM
I've often thought of pink as the color of defiance.I thought for sure that Big Fella had posted that.

bobbys
05-01-2015, 10:40 AM
I did my part for the paulkat team, even gave them a Hollywood name.

bobbys
05-01-2015, 10:46 AM
The other day I was so bored I started picking up the phone when telemarketers called..

Sure I took a chance they were bill collectors but then I just said I'm the handyman...

Course I told them I'm sleeping with the lady of the house.

seanz
05-01-2015, 10:52 PM
TomZ writes some good poetry.
:)

James McMullen
05-01-2015, 10:58 PM
Why don't you try building a boat? You will never be bored again. Merely frustrated, obsessive, relentless, compulsive, fanatical and occasionally even elated. . .

seanz
05-01-2015, 11:05 PM
Or a train set, train sets are cool.

tomlarkin
05-01-2015, 11:56 PM
Why don't you try building a boat? You will never be bored again. Merely frustrated, obsessive, relentless, compulsive, fanatical and occasionally even elated. . .

And broke.

Phil Y
05-02-2015, 07:01 AM
I think you need to take a lover.

Bob Adams
05-02-2015, 07:05 AM
My woman never gets bored, I keep her busy with chores , housekeeping, cooking, laundry, running the dog,rubbing my back, washing my truck, cleaning my shooting irons, mixing my drinks, yeah that's the ticket, that's how I run things round here!

When will the divorce be final?:d

JimD
05-02-2015, 09:03 AM
... I just said I'm the handyman...

Course I told them I'm sleeping with the lady of the house.

That would certainly cure her boredom but it might be best not to give the lady of the house any ideas.

Sky Blue
05-02-2015, 09:36 AM
Sounds like a Haley fix is in order:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DkVc8Nl990M

bobbys
05-02-2015, 11:36 AM
When will the divorce be final?:d.

OK I made most of it up.......

Katherine
05-02-2015, 03:09 PM
I found ways to entertain myself, mostly binge watching Netflix. I was laid up from throwing my back out, then had a bad reaction to the back meds, then, during the bad reaction, tripped over the dogs and whacked my head. It was a rough couple of days, but the meds are out of my system and my head is clear.

CWSmith
05-02-2015, 05:20 PM
^ Then, the various opinions offered here were of little help? Why am I not surprised?

jack grebe
05-02-2015, 05:54 PM
but the meds are out of my system and my head is clear.


Oh Kat, I am Soooooooo sorry