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CK 17
04-22-2015, 08:45 AM
I think I sense some satire.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/study-links-homosexuality-to-eating-grits/

Phillip Allen
04-22-2015, 08:46 AM
:):):)!

Bobby of Tulsa
04-22-2015, 01:27 PM
Hell if that study was true, everyone in the south would be suspect. Chicken fried steak and sweet tea. Come on is there any other kinda food.:):)

BrianY
04-22-2015, 02:35 PM
This is brilliant! The Obama administration could achieve its goal of disarming America by simply putting put "scientific studies" that conclusively demonstrates that gun ownership causes homosexuality

Peerie Maa
04-22-2015, 02:45 PM
This is brilliant! The Obama administration could achieve its goal of disarming America by simply putting put "scientific studies" that conclusively demonstrates that gun ownership causes homosexuality

Not so much of a stretch. Some of the photos of open carry are definitely penis extensions or penis envy, dependant on the gender of the gun nut.

John of Phoenix
04-22-2015, 02:58 PM
At first read Grits came through as Girls and I thought WTF?

Paul Pless
04-22-2015, 03:01 PM
At first read Grits came through as Girls

same here


and I thought WTF?

ditto

Tom Montgomery
04-22-2015, 03:36 PM
Every heroin addict drank milk in childhood.

Curtism
04-22-2015, 04:15 PM
This guy ate grits . . . and drank milk. And look where it got him.

http://www.houseofthemes.com/SSimages/SS-Rifleman.jpg

Nick may have a point.

Curtism
04-22-2015, 05:03 PM
Sammy looks like he's having fun here.

http://pgoaamericanprofile2.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sammy-davis-jr-the-rifleman.jpg

Jim Mahan
04-23-2015, 09:43 AM
... a substance called homotonin...

Whoo hoo hoo. That's funny.

bamamick
04-23-2015, 10:59 AM
Sammy's not going to have to worry about having kids if he does much of that.

As far as the OP goes, I say balderdash! I have eaten my weight in grits over the years and have never, ever thought about smooching another man on the mouth. I am a practicing heterosexual, and I am going to keep practicing until I get it right.

Mickey Lake

Canoeyawl
04-23-2015, 11:23 AM
A recent report noted traces of Homotonin in Ohio water...

John of Phoenix
04-23-2015, 11:30 AM
I think I sense some satire.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/study-links-homosexuality-to-eating-grits/The Daily Currant could give the The Onion a run for its money.


At a town hall meeting in Arlington, Texas today Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz went to extreme measures to court the Evangelical vote.
“I masturbate to the Bible every night,” he told the audience, “That’s how much I love God. And that’s how much I love America.

CK 17
04-23-2015, 11:54 AM
Eeeww

Canoeyawl
04-23-2015, 12:04 PM
I'll never look at a bible the same way. Is that why they are always in motel rooms?

Paul Pless
04-23-2015, 12:05 PM
I've eaten a lot of grits, maybe explains me being a lesbian.

Canoeyawl
04-23-2015, 12:12 PM
Oooh - Paul, I'm a lesbian also.

wait...

Nicholas Scheuer
04-23-2015, 04:22 PM
So, looking at the opposite side of the coin, do drinkers of Chock Full Of Nuts coffee really pack a pair in their trousers?