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pcford
02-21-2015, 02:34 PM
Kim Jong-Un Praises US for Embracing System of Ruling Dynasty
PYONGYANG - North Korean president Kim Jong-Un said today that he was "pleasantly surprised" by the United States' apparent embrace of a system of dynastic rule similar to North Korea's. "When a nation decides to select its leaders solely on the basis of their last name, that is a sign of a healthy society," he said. Kim added that he "totally relates" to Jeb Bush's struggle to carve out his own identity as a member of a ruling dynasty. "I went through the same thing when I took over," Kim said. "When you have family members before you who did such an amazing job for their country, that's a tough act to follow." Kim added that he believed that having the correct last name qualified a person to possess an arsenal of nuclear weapons.

woodpile
02-21-2015, 02:43 PM
Not what Dennis Rodman wanted to hear.

Reynard38
02-21-2015, 02:55 PM
No finer praise!

S.V. Airlie
02-21-2015, 03:53 PM
Well, if it happens, at least we elected them.

S.V. Airlie
02-21-2015, 04:06 PM
Only some, those apparently on your side of the fence it appears.!

S.V. Airlie
02-21-2015, 04:10 PM
It is, it's like having a dog that can't learn to pee outside! We are constantly trying to clean up the messes it makes inside!

S.V. Airlie
02-21-2015, 05:20 PM
Well, this suggests you are the dog!

leikec
02-21-2015, 05:28 PM
How frustrating for that liberal, enlightened, pseudo intellectual minority.:d

As opposed to the conservative/republican "majority" that has never cleared the 63 million vote mark in a presidential election?

Jeff C

Jim Bow
02-21-2015, 06:16 PM
Jeb will be different. (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bush-says-will-harm-nation-differently-brother)

S.V. Airlie
02-21-2015, 06:48 PM
Ya mean this is a black zebra with white stripes or a white zebra with black ones?

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608005814391997245&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

ahp
02-21-2015, 07:01 PM
Jeb will be different. (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bush-says-will-harm-nation-differently-brother)

He says invading Iraq for the third time would be "too derivative"! TOO DERIVATIVE! Too unnecessary, or too stupid, but not too derivative.

tomlarkin
02-21-2015, 07:46 PM
He says invading Iraq for the third time would be "too derivative"! TOO DERIVATIVE! Too unnecessary, or too stupid, but not too derivative.

You know that quote was from a satirical article, right?

skuthorp
02-21-2015, 08:13 PM
You know that quote was from a satirical article, right?
Its very hard to tell these days.

Gerarddm
02-21-2015, 09:42 PM
Borowitz strikes again, I think.

Garret
02-21-2015, 10:03 PM
Yep http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/a-letter-from-kim-jong-un