View Full Version : 'Seniors' Special' for 2.99

09-04-2014, 07:47 PM
Two Seniors went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors' Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for 2.99.

'Sounds good,' said the wife. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then I'll have to charge you 3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' the wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' the wife said...

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw, and in the shell,' the wife replied . . .

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake…

They have been around the block more than once!...

May be old but you know a good yolk when you see one.