Sarah Palin - I approve
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Sarah Palin - I approve
David G
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"It was a Sunday morning and Goddard gave thanks that there were still places where one could worship in temples not made by human hands." -- L. F. Herreshoff (The Compleat Cruiser)
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Re: Sarah Palin - I approve
Since I also drive a Tundra... I know how easy it is to speed in them things. But she wasn't speeding... she was 'qualifying'.David G
Harbor Woodworks
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"It was a Sunday morning and Goddard gave thanks that there were still places where one could worship in temples not made by human hands." -- L. F. Herreshoff (The Compleat Cruiser)
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Re: Sarah Palin - I approve
A lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.Comment
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Re: Sarah Palin - I approve
A wonder if Sarah's truck has those coal-burning stacks that all the anti-environment nut jobs are using?I was born on a wooden boat that I built myself.
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Re: Sarah Palin - I approve
Rum, living on a tiny isle in the Carib you may not realize that she is topical. She gets invited and speaks at all the major Republican events. She is a political consultant and frequent guest on Fox and of course she is all over social sites on the internet.
In other words she is a "very" public person and as such should be fair game for discussion. Even here on the WBF. Does this help?Tom
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis"Comment
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Re: Sarah Palin - I approve
Perhaps we oughtn't pay attention; not unlike how to treat trolls.
Ms. Palin's real skill is entrepreneurial; she's parlayed fairly modest skills into a big-time presence within political life - in some Right wing circles because they love her, and in the Left wing because they find her a ridiculous self-parody. The closest analogues are Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton - people whose celebrity really rests on very little other than a baseline of attractiveness and serious skills at making themselves celebrities.
I keep hoping that the embarassment that is Kim Kardashian will simply go away if I never buy a tabloid or click on a link; hasn't happened yet. Palin (and her political clones) haven't yet either, I think for the same reasons.If I use the word "God," I sure don't mean an old man in the sky who just loves the occasional goat sacrifice. - Anne Lamott
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