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  • Paul Pless
    pinko commie tree hugger
    • Oct 2003
    • 124805

    caption contest?

    Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.
  • CWSmith
    New Hampshire
    • Nov 2008
    • 43999

    #2
    Re: caption contest?

    Catch the wave?
    "Where you live in the world should not determine whether you live in the world." - Bono

    "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

    "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx

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    • L.W. Baxter
      can eat fifty eggs
      • Sep 2003
      • 23618

      #3
      Re: caption contest?

      Shish-keboat.

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      • Canoeyawl
        .
        • Jun 2003
        • 37698

        #4
        Re: caption contest?

        It's going to be worse when the tide goes out....

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        • John Smith
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 48679

          #5
          Re: caption contest?

          How do seagulls do this?
          "Banning books in spite of the 1st amendment, but refusing to regulate guns in spite of "well regulated militia' being in the 2nd amendment makes no sense. Can't think of anyone ever shot by a book

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          • Figment
            Gluten Enthusiast
            • Dec 2001
            • 13635

            #6
            Re: caption contest?

            oof, she's up the pole but good!
            People today will buy a car with square wheels as long as the steering wheel is heated.

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            • Brian Palmer
              Amateur wood butcher
              • Sep 2003
              • 4069

              #7
              Re: caption contest?

              A stark lesson in economic optimism: "A rising tide lifts all boats ........ and then leaves some of them skewered on a piling!"

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              • Paul Pless
                pinko commie tree hugger
                • Oct 2003
                • 124805

                #8
                Re: caption contest?

                ...
                Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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                • Duncan Gibbs
                  Ninety percent sandpaper
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 18339

                  #9
                  Re: caption contest?

                  Tracey Emin's new nautically themed artwork was revealed this week. Critics are now saying that not only is she a complete slob in the house, but she can't sail for sh!t!
                  Jarndyce and Jarndyce

                  The Mighty Pippin
                  Mirror 30141
                  Looe
                  Dragon KA93

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                  • pkrone
                    recently banned
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 2177

                    #10
                    Re: caption contest?

                    Now, if the boat was named "Pole Dancer", it would be perfect.

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                    • Peter Malcolm Jardine
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 18515

                      #11
                      Re: caption contest?

                      It was the motor's fault. I could have rowed out of this.
                      Wooden boats are like shingles, recurring, and often painful.

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                      • Paul Pless
                        pinko commie tree hugger
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 124805

                        #12
                        Re: caption contest?

                        that'll buff out
                        Simpler is better, except when complicated looks really cool.

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                        • isla
                          Isla Woodcraft
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 12229

                          #13
                          Re: caption contest?

                          Should have gone to Specsavers.
                          Structures without reference to geometry tend toward the ramshackle

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                          • David W Pratt
                            Senior Member
                            • May 2005
                            • 12324

                            #14
                            Re: caption contest?

                            So, that's why they have those pointy caps on the pilings...

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                            • Canoeyawl
                              .
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 37698

                              #15
                              Re: caption contest?

                              We call that a "spud"

                              An effective way to anchor a vessel

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