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Rum_Pirate
04-04-2014, 07:16 AM
I just took a colorful junk mail leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79
I'm so happy, because I live at number 83.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!

Phillip Allen
04-04-2014, 07:18 AM
"doctors say... " "lj says... " and on and on :)

Michael D. Storey
04-04-2014, 07:25 AM
I just took a colorful junk mail leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79
I'm so happy, because I live at number 83.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!

Junk mail. That's funny.

TomF
04-04-2014, 07:31 AM
Language is important. Consider "can," "may," and "shall." :D

BrianW
04-04-2014, 09:11 AM
Nope.

I have not learn't anything about your sex life.

jonboy
04-05-2014, 07:04 AM
I learnt to have sex as a teenager.....does something happen at 78 they didn't tell me about...?.or is it like renewing your driving licence...you just have to make a statement that nothing's changed and you can read a number plate at 30 metres.

SMARTINSEN
04-05-2014, 07:13 AM
I believe that it was ACB who informed us that George Bernard Shaw wrote of having an erection at age 84, the subject of his desire not having been recorded.

Gerarddm
04-05-2014, 09:07 AM
I dunno. I have a ways to go until I am 79.

And I live at 1628, so it's a fair bit to walk down to #79 on my street to see what's what. ;-)