Following years of studies, polls, inquiries, committee debates and in depth research, it's the finding of this office that our forum and it's inhabitants are fine just as they are. Any efforts on our part to significantly alter the structure or functions of this fine group would be regrettable, a squandering of precious energy resources which could be better spent towards other endeavors. However, this should not be taken to mean my administration intends to sit idly by and not at least attempt to leave it's mark in some small way.
In the weeks to come this office will be issuing press releases regarding public service announcements, suggestions for promoting improved mental and physical well being, a recommended thread reading list along with an edict or three. As part of an ongoing probe into the collective mind, I will likely call on the varied talents contained within this group to answer a few questions. Worry not though, considering your lengthy record of being virtually unstumpable, particularly when you put your heads together, it certainly won't be anything you folks can't address.
In closing I'd like to express my thanks, not only to the 15 lunatics who trusted their instincts enough to cast a vote for me, but also for the ones who elected not to throw their shoes my way, for I am their Rat as well.
You're a great bunch, don't ever change.
As you were.
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