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BrianY
01-15-2014, 09:48 AM
Well, this explains a lot!

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/01/13/Iranian-news-agency-reports-US-has-been-run-by-Nazi-space-aliens-since-1945/2511389648768/?spt=mps&or=1




Iranian news agency reports US has been run by Nazi space aliens since 1945

According to Fars News, Edward Snowden provided "incontrovertible proof" that an "alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda is driving U.S. domestic and international policy."
By Evan Bleier | Jan. 13, 2014 at 4:32 PM

Jan. 13 (UPI) -- Here’s a headline for a story that seems just a bit too out-of-this-world to be true:

“Snowden Documents Proving ‘US-Alien-Hitler’ Link Stun Russia” appeared on the website (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/iranian-news-agency-says-the-u-s-is-secretly-run-by-nazi-space-aliens-really/) of semi-official Iranian news agency Fars News on Sunday.

After previously reporting on subjects like the British royal family being Jewish and Israel's plans to annex Iraq, Fars News may have outdone itself by breaking news that the U.S. government has been run by a "shadow government" of Nazi space aliens since 1945.
According to the paper, the information about the secret government (http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13921021000393) of Nazi aliens was provided by NSA leaker Edward Snowden.
After losing WWII the aliens apparently opted to become the secret force behind the United States government and have made President Obama their tool. For those who were wondering, the Nazi aliens are based at a stronghold in Nevada.

According to Fars, Russia's Federal Security Service put all of this information into a report that somehow slipped into the clutches of conspiracy theory website Whatdoesitmean.com.

From the piece:
“A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing ‘incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945.”

Additionally, “aliens have ‘been visiting our planet for thousands of years’ and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including ‘Tall Whites’ who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada.”


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/01/13/Iranian-news-agency-reports-US-has-been-run-by-Nazi-space-aliens-since-1945/2511389648768/#ixzz2qTjmGLrK

Peerie Maa
01-15-2014, 02:06 PM
Odd coincidence there Fars - Fox, Fox - Fars.

Chip-skiff
01-15-2014, 02:19 PM
Odd coincidence there Fars - Fox, Fox - Fars.

How does one pronounce Fars— Farce?

Keith Wilson
01-15-2014, 02:46 PM
The Weekly World News packed up and moved to Iran!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswjakv7yp1qad0yco1_500.jpg

seanz
01-15-2014, 03:43 PM
You've got to admit, it makes sense......

Full Tilt
01-15-2014, 03:53 PM
You've got to admit, it makes sense......

Capable of intergallactic travel, still racing pushrod V-8's. Don't think so.

switters
01-15-2014, 03:56 PM
I'm convinced some aliens hang out in the bilge.

bobbys
01-16-2014, 12:02 PM
well Stephen hawking warned us not to communicate with space aliens.

Instant karmas gonna get ya....

Gerarddm
01-16-2014, 12:20 PM
There is just SO much nonsense being peddled today that I find myself recalling that old broadway musical, Stop the world, I want to get off.

switters
01-16-2014, 12:30 PM
well Stephen hawking warned us not to communicate with space aliens.

Instant karmas gonna get ya....

You are under suspicion for being one of the aliens. This whole back story of yours is just a little too perfect to be real, like it was written by the same person who wrote for the dick van dyke show. Dont bother with a birth certificate, we all know how easily those can be faked.

Full Tilt
01-16-2014, 12:33 PM
There is just SO much nonsense being peddled today that I find myself recalling that old broadway musical, Stop the world, I want to get off.

The increase in nonsense is directly proportional to population growth. There is not one percentage point more now than there ever was.

Bob Adams
01-16-2014, 12:35 PM
The increase in nonsense is directly proportional to population growth. There is not one percentage point more now than there ever was.


Spoken by a true expert in nonsense!:d

Full Tilt
01-16-2014, 01:14 PM
Spoken by as true expert in nonsense!:d

I rest my case.

Bob Adams
01-16-2014, 01:23 PM
I rest my case.

Oh thank you, saved me again! You see I wouldn't want to be thought of as a mental deficient because my fat finger hit the "a" and the "s" at the same time. You are such a kind hearted fellow!

bobbys
01-16-2014, 03:28 PM
You are under suspicion for being one of the aliens. This whole back story of yours is just a little too perfect to be real, like it was written by the same person who wrote for the dick van dyke show. Dont bother with a birth certificate, we all know how easily those can be faked.
one would think by now you would know to be PC,i it should be.
dick van pliers used to cut wires or.
dick van earthen berm used to hold back water.

JimD
01-16-2014, 03:31 PM
There is just SO much nonsense being peddled today that I find myself recalling that old broadway musical, Stop the world, I want to get off.
That is how the aliens are able to hide in plain sight. Everyone should be very concerned by these recent developments.

skuthorp
01-16-2014, 06:09 PM
It does explain the Dr Whoish/SS'ish costumes adopted by police forces the world over these days.
http://www.galls.com/photos/categories/tactical-armor.jpg (http://www.galls.com/tactical-armor)http://www.galls.com/photos/categories/shin-guards.jpg http://www.galls.com/photos/categories/tactical-hoods.jpg http://www.galls.com/photos/categories/riot-helmets.jpg

Actually, looking at it together, a cross between a Roman legionaire and one of Cromwell's troopers seems more apt.
http://www.walter9.info/Yorkshire/assets/images/Trooper_s.jpg

(does that look like Billy Connelly to you?)

Waddie
01-16-2014, 07:11 PM
I'm convinced some aliens hang out in the bilge.

Illegal aliens don't count.... :)

regards,
Waddie

Full Tilt
01-16-2014, 07:17 PM
I guess this is as good a place as any to post this one.

According to a former World Bank Legal Counsel turned whistleblower, the US forwards your tax money to the Jesuits.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iemedJ6RVnk

Garret
01-16-2014, 07:30 PM
I don't understand all the debate. It's kinda like the Geico ads - "Yeah, everyone knows that."

:p

Full Tilt
01-16-2014, 08:31 PM
I'm convinced some aliens hang out in the bilge.

What ever happened to Dan Skorupka ?

skuthorp
01-17-2014, 01:18 AM
I'm convinced some aliens hang out in the bilge.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/93/Coneheads_Poster.jpg/220px-Coneheads_Poster.jpg

I always wondered about JoeCSH, seemed too good to be true………………...:D

skipper68
01-17-2014, 01:30 AM
I come in Peace, so be nice! :D