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Rich Jones
06-22-2013, 08:24 AM
about celebrities giving their kids weird names. The wife just told me that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby "North". This means the poor kid has to go through life as North West. Can't these idiots see past their own egos for just a few minutes so they don't condemn their kids to a lifetime if ridicule? She's famous for being a slut, he's famous for being a bully. What a wonderful legacy to leave your kids. Of course, they follow a long line of idiot celebrities who've done the same thing. Disgusting.

Garret
06-22-2013, 08:27 AM
& what if he moves to South Boston? He'd be a North West Southie.....

Sorry - just had to.

L.W. Baxter
06-22-2013, 08:36 AM
Garret, there's no such thing as a "southie". Have you learned nothing from your time in the Bilge?

Rich Jones
06-22-2013, 08:49 AM
& what if he moves to South Boston? He'd be a North West Southie.....

Sorry - just had to.

Gave me a chuckle. But, this poor kid will have to endure a lifetime of such banter.

Paul Pless
06-22-2013, 09:01 AM
Hippie bay names are the best. A couple of my best friends named their first born, Stone Kai.

Captain Intrepid
06-22-2013, 09:11 AM
& what if he moves to South Boston? He'd be a North West Southie.....

Sorry - just had to.

Or how dangerousI itd be if he gets into orienteering?

"Where's Bobby?"
"Oh he's up north by North West."

SMARTINSEN
06-22-2013, 09:41 AM
There is always Moon Unit and Dweezle, Diva and Ahmet. Ahmet, what a boring and commonplace name.

Garret
06-22-2013, 09:50 AM
Garret, there's no such thing as a "southie". Have you learned nothing from your time in the Bilge?

Guess not!

Gerarddm
06-22-2013, 10:04 AM
George Forman named every one of his sons George.

Paul Girouard
06-22-2013, 10:05 AM
As true "lefties" it great to see how you really think! What other laws would you consider King Richard? LOL

bob winter
06-22-2013, 10:08 AM
I knew a guy who named his daughter Melody. Unfortunately, the last name was Bell.

L.W. Baxter
06-22-2013, 10:19 AM
I would outlaw the last name "Girouard".

This is America, dammit, speak Amurican!

David W Pratt
06-22-2013, 10:36 AM
Middle name "By"?

PhaseLockedLoop
06-22-2013, 10:38 AM
I know a guy named James Locker. All his life, people he's known for a while suddenly get a eureka! look on their faces and blurt "Hey! Jim Locker! hyeugh hyeugh hyeugh ..."

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
06-22-2013, 10:51 AM
Its not just celebrities.

Guy in system support for Lloyds - Robin Banks.

Knew one geezer on HR called Head - Richard Head.

A slalom paddler called Brain - Paul Brain - or P. Brain....


What were their parents thinking.

Paul Girouard
06-22-2013, 10:53 AM
I would outlaw the last name "Girouard".

This is America, dammit, speak Amurican!

Just had this conversation at work with a Latino guy we have working for us , he's NOT Mexican he says , but Latino! I said ya well I ain't "Murican" neither! I'm French, well ere and Italian , and errerrer Irish!!!! I want that on my job app. form!! He said , "No, your Merican!" , I said "No, I'm not Native American! I'm a MUTT!"

bogdog
06-22-2013, 01:06 PM
I knew of two sisters whose name it was Christmas,
And one was named Dawn of course, the other one was named Eve.
I wonder if they grew up hating the season,
The good will that lasts til the Feast of St. Stephen...

Bob Cleek
06-22-2013, 03:37 PM
I knew a couple with the last name "Hunt." They named their son, "Michael."

Poor bastid... for the rest of his life, he had to live with hearing, "Has anyone here seen Mike...." Oh, never mind.

Paul Pless
06-22-2013, 03:43 PM
I'm French.

Ouch

Paul Girouard
06-22-2013, 05:23 PM
Ouch

It hardly hurts at all if one just doesn't dwell on it. :D

Rich Jones
06-22-2013, 05:26 PM
As true "lefties" it great to see how you really think! What other laws would you consider King Richard? LOL

King Richard..... Hmmm.... I like it!! I'll have to come up with a list of "lefty laws"!

Robbie 2
06-24-2013, 03:27 AM
I knew a kid in school called Justin Thyme.

McMike
06-24-2013, 05:38 AM
Somehow, I think that South West will be rich enought to overcome the shortcomings of a crappy name. Money allows for many flaws in a wealthy person.

Keith Wilson
06-24-2013, 07:25 AM
I think it's already covered under the child abuse statutes. Rarely enforced, though.

Michael D. Storey
06-26-2013, 07:34 PM
about celebrities giving their kids weird names. The wife just told me that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby "North". This means the poor kid has to go through life as North West. Can't these idiots see past their own egos for just a few minutes so they don't condemn their kids to a lifetime if ridicule? She's famous for being a slut, he's famous for being a bully. What a wonderful legacy to leave your kids. Of course, they follow a long line of idiot celebrities who've done the same thing. Disgusting.

My children's mother had a student once, last name of Balm. His parents named him Adam

Waddie
06-26-2013, 10:34 PM
I went to school with sisters named Coral Beach and Sandy Beach.

regards,
Waddie