View Full Version : Australian humour?

02-10-2013, 10:05 PM
A man walks into a crowded local bar in Darwin brandishing a revolver yelling,
"Who's the barsteward that's been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back.
"You don't have enough ammo mate!!"


alvin greenwood
02-10-2013, 10:53 PM
I think our Australians get more worked up about our guns then anyone messing with their woman folk

02-11-2013, 01:30 AM
Australian foreplay: Are you awake?

Tasmanian foreplay: Are you awake, Sis?

02-11-2013, 01:49 AM
A Pom is driving the dirt-tracks in Queensland and comes to a crossroads pub. He goes in and orders a pint. The crowd, a rough looking lot, stops talking and drinking and gives him the hairy eyeball. He downs his pint and feels the need.

Where's the loo?

Out back, says the barman, who's missing an ear and most of his teeth.

Right-o, thanks. The Pom goes round the back and can't see the outhouse, but there's a path into the bush. He follows it and comes upon a staggering big pile of crap, crawling with flies.

Good God! I'm not going near that, he thinks.

He looks around and on the other side of a shrub sees a small pile of crap, with fewer flies. So he walks to that and goes about his business.

All of a sudden, a voice rings out:

What's this, you dirty barstid? Get the hell out of the Ladies.

Bob Adams
02-11-2013, 08:54 AM
Austrailians don't have time for humor....to busy fretting about the United States having more gun rights than they do.