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Larks
10-11-2012, 08:37 PM
This just came through on an email, it gave me a chuckle and, well......it seems somehow appropriate here:

1960 Hits Renamed
Some of the artists of the60's are revising their hitswith new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash



Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker



Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends



The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?



Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
?



Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now



Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver



The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom




Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair



Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping



The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone




Abba---
Denture Queen


Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall





Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore



Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To



And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

Every day may not be good. . .
but there's something good in every day.

Tom Montgomery
10-11-2012, 08:40 PM
Ugh.

Too much reality to suit me.