View Full Version : Buddy Hackett...RIP
Rancocas
07-01-2003, 12:42 PM
Another one! Sheesh!
Seems like all the entertainment icons of my youth are passing away. Makes me feel old!
km gresham
07-01-2003, 01:36 PM
We are old, Rancocas :D With any luck at all we'll get a lot older smile.gif Buddy Hackett was a funny fella - another one who lived a long life of providing entertainment for us. smile.gif
JimConlin
07-02-2003, 12:19 AM
Can anyone remember the Buddy Hackett joke whose punchline was "Nah, keep the duck"?
A hunter shoots a duck. He and his dog run off to retrieve it. Finds the duck just inside a farmer's field, farmer standing there chewing hay looking at it. Hunter says "Excuse me, that's my duck, I just shot it." Farmer says, "Sorry, friend, it's inside my fence line so it's MY duck." After some bickering, the farmer suggests a groin kicking contest for ownership of the duck. Hunter agrees, and steels himself for the first blow. Farmer draws back a leg and heaves hunter in the groin so hard the hunter drops like a stone, tears in his eyes, wind driven from him. After five minutes the hunter manages to haul himself to his feet and mutters, "okay, now it's my turn." Farmer says, "Nah. Keep the duck."
Alan D. Hyde
07-02-2003, 10:47 AM
So this guy walks into a bar...
Alan
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