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Hwyl
06-13-2012, 11:49 AM
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
this is so true
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes

John of Phoenix
06-13-2012, 11:54 AM
Life is good.

Paul Pless
06-13-2012, 12:12 PM
so true

bobbys
06-13-2012, 03:41 PM
My wife could no believe it when I saw a shirt and liked it so bought 3 of them.

She asked why?.

I said i dunno have to ever think about which shirt to wear, They are all the same.

I learned this makes no Fashion sense..

A big secret i found out 20 years into marriage is Girls dress for other girls, Thats why its so important.

Mrleft8
06-13-2012, 04:37 PM
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
HA! This person has never met Carter!
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
this is so true
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Why would you want to wear a white T shirt?.... (Why would you go to a water park?)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Mechanics are like politicians. They're physically incapable of telling the truth
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Not if Botebum is the person on the other end of the line...
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
What if I didn't exactly "forget"?
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Under what?
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Not my beard
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
Not if you're Gareth
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes
Men don't have 25 relatives...