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Vince Brennan
04-17-2012, 10:08 PM
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My year is done for Taxes (mainstream) but the best of the year was a phonecall we had on Sunday:

"Hi, Liberty Tax..."

"Hi, do youse guys do income taxes?"

"Sorry sir, today is amputations only."


"Oh! Ha, ha! I mean, do you do income taxes for people?"

"Well, I haven't heard of any animals required to file taxes, so...."


"Ha! Dat's rich! OK, what's it gonna cost me to come in and do my taxes?"



"Nope. You come in and do your taxes, I'll let you borrow a desk for free. Now if you want to come in and have ME do your taxes...."


"OK, Do I need an appointment?"

At which point we took pity on the poor schmuck and give him the address of the Jackson Hewitt office. They're not so good on taxes, but they don't engage in warfare with the unarmed.

Ian McColgin
04-17-2012, 10:13 PM
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