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Ian McColgin
01-08-2012, 11:47 AM
At first I thought an exerpt of this was an Onion piece, but actually they mean it:

MARS VISITORS BASIAGO AND STILLINGS CONFIRM BARACK OBAMA TRAVELED TO MARS
By Alfred Lambremont Webre, JD, MEd



Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama’s background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama’s participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

Mars training class held for future Mars visitors . . . . .

And so much more at: http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/2011/11/mars-visitors-basiago-and-stillings-confirm-barack-obama-traveled-to-mars-1.html

George Jung
01-08-2012, 11:50 AM
Ya gotta give it to Barack; he is good!

Ian McColgin
01-08-2012, 11:55 AM
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Not for very much longer.

I've got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling...

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

With a bit of a mind flip

You're into the time slip.

And nothing can ever be the same.

You're spaced out on sensation.

Like you're under sedation.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Joe Dupere
01-08-2012, 04:45 PM
I knew it!! I knew he wasn't born in Kenya!!

Joe, FFPoP

P.S. His name is Sorrento. I heard it here on the WBF.
P.P.S. It ain't true until TD confirms it.

Michael D. Storey
01-08-2012, 05:21 PM
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Not for very much longer.

I've got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling...

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.

With a bit of a mind flip

You're into the time slip.

And nothing can ever be the same.

You're spaced out on sensation.

Like you're under sedation.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

why am I not surprised that you know the words by heart?

bobbys
01-08-2012, 05:29 PM
Unfortunately Ian im a bit to smart for you on this one.

One needs a valid Birth certificate to enroll in the Mars training program.

However the Fact a instructor was involved with the Time travel program explains the Birth Announcement in the Hawaii Newspaper..

You look a bit foolish now but can redeem yourself by Answering what Weapons one would need on Mars?

stevebaby
01-08-2012, 05:39 PM
Unfortunately Ian im a bit to smart for you on this one.

One needs a valid Birth certificate to enroll in the Mars training program.

However the Fact a instructor was involved with the Time travel program explains the Birth Announcement in the Hawaii Newspaper..

You look a bit foolish now but can redeem yourself by Answering what Weapons one would need on Mars?http://i.minus.com/jRLVQEcpJWGXp.jpg (http://min.us/m3QCss9NB#1o)

Joe Dupere
01-08-2012, 07:22 PM
You look a bit foolish now but can redeem yourself by Answering what Weapons one would need on Mars?

I know, I know!! The illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.

1776

George Jung
01-08-2012, 11:07 PM
'.... when yer looking for that earth-shattering 'kaboom'...'

Woxbox
01-08-2012, 11:28 PM
So the WWN was on the right track all along...

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618N7peB%2B2L._SL500_AA300_.jpg&sa=X&ei=MmwKT-z2LuLw0gG9mqXoAw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHeBynQS9yO3F7Qo8BbB58dxPV95g

johnw
01-09-2012, 12:39 AM
I knew it!! I knew he wasn't born in Kenya!!



Of course not. He's our first Vulcan president.

Joe Dupere
01-09-2012, 05:29 AM
Of course not. He's our first Vulcan president.

That's impossible. I grant you he has the unemotional logic of a Vulcan, but his ears are all wrong!!

Joe, FFPoP