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Chris Coose
12-13-2011, 07:46 PM
Bath Iron Works employees discovered the arachnids in a crate containing vertical launch system components

http://www.pressherald.com/news/BIW-gets-a-load-of-black-widow-spiders.html

Thought I'd fill in for a bit.

Chris Coose
12-13-2011, 07:52 PM
Black Widow is code for arachnids which is code for nano-thermite.
Cowards will never understand the emergency nature of this. We know who you are.

Shang
12-13-2011, 07:56 PM
Black Widow is code for arachnids which is code for nano-thermite.
Cowards will never understand the emergency nature of this. We know who you are.

Really?
Most of us don't know this.
Fill in the details, okay?
I know what thermite is, and how we used it to weld the street car to the tracks, but spiders weren't involved.

Chris Coose
12-13-2011, 08:31 PM
You would have to have served to understand. Meanwhile, mow your lawn, nurse your babies, feed the new kitty and know where to hide because you are dumb and the world is about to split into 17 pieces.

Insert stupid heavy metal youtube video here.

Shang
12-13-2011, 08:55 PM
You would have to have served to understand. Meanwhile, mow your lawn, nurse your babies, feed the new kitty and know where to hide because you are dumb and the world is about to split into 17 pieces.

Insert stupid heavy metal youtube video here.

Hi, Chris,
Y'know, we just missed a meteor the size of a Greyhound bus that would have exploded us back beyond the dinosaurs, but shucks, it missed so us folks and the dinosaurs are still here (well, some of us are, and I've been leaving treats out for that cute little stegosaurus that comes up to the back door ).

Who gives a hoot an' a half in hell about those drastic hoo hoo;s that won't provide an eye-wink of warning before the Lesser Bang noms us all to nothingness...?

Hang it on your nose and snap it at,
the rest of us have things to do.

LeeG
12-13-2011, 09:12 PM
ahhh, the Bilderburg Arachnid Conspiracy again!

Peter Malcolm Jardine
12-13-2011, 09:16 PM
They were spiders hatched in the cellars of Major american banks. Watch the market, Oil is about to go crazy, and the police state will rule.

purri
12-13-2011, 09:18 PM
Will our Reptilian Overlords save us? TD would know. BTW where is the sook?

Peter Malcolm Jardine
12-13-2011, 09:39 PM
Revenge of the Birdmen!!! Run for your lives!!!

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/assets_c/2010/12/1453angrybirds-thumb-450x299-100824.jpg

RichKrough
12-13-2011, 10:01 PM
None of this sheot worries me at home

http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/tinfoilhouse.jpg

Chris Coose
12-13-2011, 10:22 PM
They were spiders hatched in the cellars of Major american banks. Watch the market, Oil is about to go crazy, and the police state will rule.

Be very careful. Every Liberal Canadian is about to be fast and furiously detained forever. American forces will know you because you keep girlfriends of you're own age. Warning you is a gift from me as you know I am a very nice person. You can ask all the real men on this forum.

Chris Coose
12-13-2011, 10:28 PM
Should I send her up there to protect a bunch of iron/steel workers?
Edit- If they decide to hire Scooter, they have to pay my expenses as well. Scooter isn't old enough to fly alone:rolleyes:

Doug

It is a puny liberal like you who would shield himself behind a young girl. Grow a set. Teach her to use a gun now. You'll need her soon as IT is on it's way to your home. Oh right it's not your home. It's the BANKS!

bobbys
12-13-2011, 10:50 PM
24 widows? I wonder what the cost of fumigating was?
Around here, I could catch you a few dozen widows in less than an hour.
Scooter knows what they look like and when she spots one she says "Daddy, watch me bonk the widow on the head!" SPLAT.
Should I send her up there to protect a bunch of iron/steel workers?
Edit- If they decide to hire Scooter, they have to pay my expenses as well. Scooter isn't old enough to fly alone:rolleyes:

Doug.

Why don't you back off my buddy Chris...

Bob Adams
12-14-2011, 08:14 AM
Well done Chris,you may stand down, Mark is back.

Tylerdurden
12-14-2011, 08:21 AM
I am and while the mocking continues.......

The following are 16 shocking statistics about child poverty in America that will break your heart….
#1 Child homelessness in the United States is now 33 percent (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-12-12/homeless-children-increase/51851146/1) higher than it was back in 2007.
#2 According to the National Center on Family Homelessness, 1.6 million (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-12-12/homeless-children-increase/51851146/1)American children “were living on the street, in homeless shelters or motels, or doubled up with other families last year”.
#3 The percentage of children living in poverty in the United States increased from 16.9 percent (http://fcd-us.org/sites/default/files/CWI%20Annual%20Report%2012-5%20252pm%20Draft.pdf) in 2006 to nearly 22 percent (http://fcd-us.org/sites/default/files/CWI%20Annual%20Report%2012-5%20252pm%20Draft.pdf) in 2010. In the UK and in France the child poverty rate is well under 10 percent.
#4 A higher percentage of American children is living in poverty today than was living in poverty back in 1975 (http://fcd-us.org/sites/default/files/CWI%20Annual%20Report%2012-5%20252pm%20Draft.pdf).
#5 The number of children living in poverty in the U.S. has risen for four years in a row (http://fcd-us.org/sites/default/files/CWI%20Annual%20Report%2012-5%20252pm%20Draft.pdf).
#6 There are 10 different U.S. states (http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/11/18/child-poverty-charts-of-the-day/) where at least one out of every four babies is born to a family living in poverty.
#7 Since 2007, the number of children living in poverty in the state of California has increased by 30 percent (http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Millions-More-California-Children-Slip-into-Poverty-134842133.html).
#8 According to the National Center for Children in Poverty, 36.4% (http://www.nccp.org/media/releases/release_136.html) of all children that live in Philadelphia are living in poverty, 40.1% (http://www.nccp.org/media/releases/release_136.html) of all children that live in Atlanta are living in poverty, 52.6% (http://www.nccp.org/media/releases/release_136.html) of all children that live in Cleveland are living in poverty and 53.6% (http://www.nccp.org/media/releases/release_136.html) of all children that live in Detroit are living in poverty.
#9 In the United States today, more than 35 percent (http://www.americanprogress.org/issues/2010/09/poverty_numbers.html) of all African-American children are living in poverty and more than 33 percent (http://www.americanprogress.org/issues/2010/09/poverty_numbers.html) of all Hispanic children are living in poverty.
#10 There are seven million (http://fcd-us.org/sites/default/files/CWI%20Annual%20Report%2012-5%20252pm%20Draft.pdf) children in the United States today that are not covered by health insurance at all.
#11 Today, one out of every seven Americans is on food stamps and one out of every four (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/us/29foodstamps.html) American children is on food stamps.
#12 It is being projected that approximately 50 percent (http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/more-than-1-in-5-american-children-are-now-living-below-the-poverty-line) of all U.S. children will be on food stamps at some point in their lives before they reach the age of 18.
#13 In 2010, 42 percent (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2056864/Handout-nation-Food-stamp-map-America-reveals-hotspots-15-population-government-help.html) of all single mothers in the United States were on food stamps.
#14 There are 314 counties in the United States where at least 30% of the children (http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/08/25/where-americas-children-are-going-hungry/) are facing food insecurity.
#15 In Washington D.C., the “child food insecurity rate” is 32.3% (http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/08/25/where-americas-children-are-going-hungry/).
#16 More than 20 million (http://www.childhungerendshere.com/Html/About.html) U.S. children rely on school meal programs to keep from going hungry.
So why are so many children suffering so badly?

No one really cares.

Andrew Craig-Bennett
12-14-2011, 08:25 AM
You would have to have served to understand. Meanwhile, mow your lawn, nurse your babies, feed the new kitty and know where to hide because you are dumb and the world is about to split into 17 pieces.

Insert stupid heavy metal youtube video here.

Really?

Thermite is used in welding railway tracks into long lengths in situ. It's difficult to convery a mile long length of track from A to B.

Tylerdurden
12-14-2011, 08:30 AM
RIP Fed Dollar Swap Intervention: Central Bank Liquidity Injection Half Life Two Weeks



As noted two weeks ago when predicting (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/here-what-happened-after-last-global-coordinated-central-bank-intervention)the efficiency and duration of the latest global coordinated USD liquidity injection, we had a sinking feeling the Fed action would have a very brief time span. Sure enough, judging by the action in two critical FX liquidity indicators - the 3M and 1 Y basis swap indicators, the dollar shortage is baaaaack... only this time, very paradoxically, with implied infinite backstopping from the Fed: if even that factor no longer has an influence on the market's perception of liquidity risk we are in very deep trouble. Which of course is to be expected: the gross synthetic dollar short back in 2007 was $6.5 trillion (http://www.zerohedge.com/article/how-federal-reserve-bailed-out-world). Add a few years of ZIRP to this, where the USD is also the funding currency of the world, and one can see why the global USD short position currently is in the double digit trillions. So just how will the Fed backstop $10+ trillion in explicit USD shorts? We can't wait to find out.
3 Month Euro Basis Swap now almost back to pre November 30 global bailout levels:
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2011/12/3M%20Basis%20Swap.jpg (http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2011/12/3M%20Basis%20Swap.jpg)
... but the real action now is in the 1 Year Basis Swap which is back down to December 2008 levels.
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2011/12/1%20Year%20Basis%20Swap.jpg (http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2011/12/1%20Year%20Basis%20Swap.jpg)

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/rip-fed-dollar-swap-intervention-central-bank-liquidity-injection-half-life-two-weeks

"Sucks when facts get in the way. :)"

Phillip Allen
12-14-2011, 09:43 AM
I don't understand this one at all

Paul Pless
12-14-2011, 09:46 AM
http://www.pressherald.com/news/BIW-gets-a-load-of-black-widow-spiders.html

Thought I'd fill in for a bit.slow news day eh?

Paul Pless
12-14-2011, 09:47 AM
I don't understand this one at allIf you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

Tylerdurden
12-14-2011, 09:53 AM
It's the last laugh that counts. :)

Phillip Allen
12-14-2011, 09:55 AM
If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?so, laugh already... is that it?

Tylerdurden
12-14-2011, 11:41 AM
Well I missed adding a heavy metal song as requested. I dedicate this to all the unarmed liberals in the days ahead. Those of you who tortured to enrich yourselves especially.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

PhaseLockedLoop
12-14-2011, 01:48 PM
I'm an armed left-wing radical. Can I play?

bobbys
12-14-2011, 02:25 PM
You would have to have served to understand. Meanwhile, mow your lawn, nurse your babies, feed the new kitty and know where to hide because you are dumb and the world is about to split into 17 pieces.

Insert stupid heavy metal youtube video here..

Now that you have had your fun at Mark's expense are you going to comment on his Fast and Furious thread or is this a attempt to marginalize him so you and libs can ignore it?.

I do not have any Heavy Metal Videos and have been asked not to post any more Barry Manilow.