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Paul Pless
12-09-2011, 06:59 AM
I quit being a jeweler and became an amateur gynecologist. Later I used those skills in auto repair...

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RonW
12-09-2011, 07:04 AM
There is nothing odd about it, maybe he just liked looking at pretty things and was always curious as to how some things worked..

willmarsh3
12-09-2011, 07:24 AM
Not too terribly odd for this forum :D :D

Rich VanValkenburg
12-09-2011, 07:33 AM
Ha! I read that with a grin, too. I think most of us were amateur gynecologists at one time in our lives.

brad9798
12-09-2011, 08:20 AM
I knew a gynecologist that ACTUALLY retired/sold his practice to become an auto mechanic.

He actually is an amazing mechanic to this day.

Why? He can actually rebuild an engine through the tailpipe. :D

Mrleft8
12-09-2011, 08:45 AM
I knew a gynecologist that ACTUALLY retired/sold his practice to become an auto mechanic.

He actually is an amazing mechanic to this day.

Why? He can actually rebuild an engine through the tailpipe. :DSure he wasn't a gastroenterologist?

Paul Pless
12-09-2011, 08:52 AM
Sure he wasn't a gastroenterologist?there does seem to be a bit of confusion here. . .

Mrleft8
12-09-2011, 08:55 AM
At least he didn't claim to be a neuropsychopharmacologist.

katey
12-09-2011, 09:46 AM
I have a friend who is a neuropsychopharmacologist. Back when I was a visual psychophysicist, we used to go around introducing each other that way. Fortunately, neither of us was looking for dates.

Mrleft8
12-09-2011, 09:53 AM
I just like saying "Neuropsychopharmacologist".... The only one I know (knew) is in prison for insurance fraud....

sailboy3
12-09-2011, 10:09 AM
The Mechanic
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a marine diesel mechanic.
So he went along to marine mechanics school and the final test was to strip the diesel engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result.
The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark.
The instructor said, "No no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine-a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust port."

sailboy3
12-09-2011, 10:10 AM
Like Brad said.

katey
12-09-2011, 10:10 AM
My friend has found that a PhD is not good enough, so she's back in school getting a pharmacy degree in the hopes of actually being employed (with health insurance) when her husband (who has MS) can no longer work.

RonW
12-09-2011, 10:15 AM
This could end up being a deep subject that will involve pages of posts, and we may never get to the bottom of it.

David G
12-09-2011, 10:24 AM
Pless -- A new thread... when it obviously belongs in one of the old threads: Best Bilge Quotes?