View Full Version : Well, I'll ad to Phillip's thread

S.V. Airlie
11-23-2011, 05:42 PM
Have good day. Leave politics behind you..Just enjoy...Drive safely.Leave your spats behind. Not worth it or them.
Phillip you too.

The Bigfella
11-23-2011, 05:43 PM
Hang on.... this isn't adding to Phillip's thread. Its competing for air with it.

S.V. Airlie
11-23-2011, 05:45 PM
not really. iI specifically said leave your politics behind and*
i meant it.

John Smith
11-23-2011, 05:46 PM
The hassledays are here againg. Starts with Thanksgiving where families all across the nation cook meals requiring more burners than they have, sit too many at the table and everyone if full in ten minutes. Then putting the food away is a challenge.

That starts "Jolly" season where people fell compelled to spend money they don't have buying gifts for people that don't fit, they're the wrong color, or such.

Why do we need a season to be jolly? And when it gets here, why are so few people jolly?

11-23-2011, 06:02 PM
Funny ad.

11-23-2011, 06:12 PM
Substitute 'holiday parties' for 'weddings' in this youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA2C_bS5ZYs

And while we're at it, let's 'Give Thanks!" for highly inappropriate jokes:

(You've been warned!)

I saw a poor, old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least
I presume she was poor. She only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not
exactly my girlfriend yet.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you
get reincarnated and are reborn as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "No, listen to me. You can't come back the same. DIFFERENT!!"

My mother has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare
for the worst, so I went back to the thrift shop to get all her clothes.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least
they drive slowly past schools.

An Islamic clothing shop opened in our shopping
center. They weren't at all happy when I asked to look at
their bomber jackets.

A buddy of mine has just told me he's sleeping with his
girlfriend and her twin.
I asked "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent
trip, I made a particular point to say to the woman at the registration desk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular-people porn, you sick bastard!"

The Red Cross came to our door and asked if we could
make a contribution regarding the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Bobby of Tulsa
11-23-2011, 06:24 PM
Have a good day Sir.