View Full Version : Just another road sign

10-05-2011, 04:08 PM
The other day I was driving down the highway, about twenty miles an hour over the speed limit.
I saw flashing red and blue lights behind me, and read ECILOP in the rear-view mirror.
I pulled over and a policeman came up to my car and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I believe you were speeding."
"Yes," I said, "I usually do."
"May I see your Driver's License, sir."
"Nope," I said, "I've never had one."
"May I see your registration."
"Don't have that either…it isn't my car," I told him.
"Who does the car belong to?" the policeman asked.
I shook my head, "I don't know, I stole this car."
"Where's the owner?"
"He's in the trunk. I hacked him to bits, and stuffed him into two garbage bags so he wouldn't bleed all over everything."
The policeman drew his gun and said, "Stay in your car, mister, I'm calling for backup!"
A few minutes later a second police car pulled up. The officers talked for a few minutes, then the the second policeman came up to my window with his hand on his gun, "Get out of the car and open the trunk!"
We went to the back of the car and opened the trunk.
It was empty.
"Wait a minute," the policeman said, "That other officer told me that you were driving a stolen car, with no driver's license or registration, and that you had a hacked up body in the trunk!"
I shook my head as I produced my license and registration, and said, "I'll bet he said I was speeding too."

10-05-2011, 04:38 PM
Good One!

( In real life, though, they'd haul you in for Obstruction of Governmental Administration)


10-05-2011, 04:58 PM
I would imagine you would have been looking down a barrel and told to get out of the car.

10-05-2011, 05:11 PM
Hokey, but instructive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJrQBwJpqk&feature=related

10-06-2011, 09:38 AM
Of course it is easier if you are super cool: