The media at it's best..

[S.V. Airlie]

Headlines!

Couple slain; police suspect homicide


Crack found in man’s buttocks


President wins budget; more lies ahead


New study of obesity looks for larger test group


Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25


Fish need water, Fed says


County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds


Ten Commandments: Supreme Court Says some ok, some not


New sick policy requires 2-day notice


City unsure why the sewer smells


17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree


Killed by condom. The story starts out be describing how it happened


Condom truck tips, spills load


Psychics predict world didn’t end yesterday


Goldfish is saved from drowning


Boy Wanted to Kill Man


Dogs that bit 2 people order to leave town


Man shot twice in the head, gets mad!


Blow to Head is Common Cause of Brain Injury


Teacher Dies, Board Accepts His Resignation


Steals Clock Faces Time


Low Pay Reason for Proverty, Study Says


Man Found Dead in Cemetery


Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty


If Strike Isn’t Settle Quickly, It May Last A While