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Paul Pless
06-17-2011, 08:17 PM
****

katherine's asleep,
i've been drinking tequila so i can't go play with the unisaw
i was really hoping for a wbf diversion
y'all suck

seanz
06-17-2011, 08:19 PM
bigle?

You've been drinking you say?

Really?


Whale oil beef hooked.

WX
06-17-2011, 08:23 PM
Bigle...:D
We may suck but at least we can spell.:D

Peter Malcolm Jardine
06-17-2011, 08:27 PM
Nothing worse than a dead bigle.

Respectabiggle...

botebum
06-17-2011, 08:55 PM
I hate it when my bigle is boring. If I were to train my bigle to bore correctly, I might be rewarded with gold of one sort or another.
If my hand was effed up and I had a buttload of Percocets and a couple beers I probably wouldn't give a flying fork about my bigle boring activities and I'd be traveling across the universe in my bigle chariot reaping laughter wherever I went.
In other words, Paul- It sounds like a personal problem. Wake up the wife, apologize for burning her jammies, and get ya' some.

Doug

David G
06-17-2011, 09:02 PM
Dead bigle. Hmmmm... they have drugs for that now donchaknow?

Lucky_James
06-17-2011, 09:17 PM
You got some 'splanin to do.........

Etymology 1

From Middle French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_French_language), from Old French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_French_language) bigre (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=bigre&action=edit&redlink=1) (“cross-eyed”), of unknown origin.
[edit (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=bigle&action=edit&section=3)] Adjective

bigle m (f bigle, m plural bigles (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bigles), f plural bigles (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bigles))


cross-eyed (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cross-eyed)

David G
06-17-2011, 09:50 PM
but pauls drunk and you cant take any of the bigle resurrection medications with alcohol

How cum you know so much about the details? Ooops... nevermind... forget I said anything.

oznabrag
06-17-2011, 10:17 PM
You got some 'splanin to do.........

Etymology 1

From Middle French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_French_language), from Old French (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_French_language) bigre (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=bigre&action=edit&redlink=1) (“cross-eyed”), of unknown origin.
[edit (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=bigle&action=edit&section=3)] Adjective

bigle m (f bigle, m plural bigles (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bigles), f plural bigles (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bigles))



cross-eyed (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cross-eyed)



Soooo...Will the normally-sighted survive?

More will be revealed...

oznabrag
06-17-2011, 10:40 PM
here comes oznabigle, this message is hidden because oznabigle is on your ignorerant

And there goes Milo the Ignoranus.

hokiefan
06-17-2011, 11:54 PM
Well, thanks for a good laugh on an otherwise boring Friday night

Cheers,

Bobby

skipper68
06-18-2011, 12:15 AM
Paul, I am Tequila less, unless I go out to the Marina bigles. My big question is, is bigles a big B or a small b? If it's a BIG b, Scot will catch wind of our secret code. OH, never mind, he just read this. *shrug* Ask botebum how we shall be banned-with a BIG B or a small b. Thanks $kipper 68 :fatal error...

ramillett
06-18-2011, 02:29 AM
Being a teetotaler , I have no-biglen idea what you guys are saying .

The Bigfella
06-18-2011, 02:46 AM
Hmmm.... I'm feelin' a little bigled.

The Bigfella
06-18-2011, 03:08 AM
Do I take it there's been a cleanout of some other threads?

jsjpd1
06-18-2011, 03:13 AM
Do I take it there's been a cleanout of some other threads?

Well, springtime is still here. The rest is just noise.

oznabrag
06-18-2011, 08:51 AM
Being a tea toddler , I have no-biglen idea what you guys are saying .

Tea toddler?

George Jung
06-18-2011, 01:11 PM
You guys/gals are Biglen funny tonite....

and probably underappreciated (esp Paul) and underpaid (also Paul)

Paul Girouard
06-18-2011, 01:24 PM
You guys/gals are Biglen funny tonite....

and probably underappreciated (esp Paul) and underpaid (also Paul)


Ya see George this is part of whats wrong with America today!! Your willing to give 'credit / more money)' to PP ( a college boy ) for spelling a word wrong , all the while ignoring it was botebum (a Blue collar worker) who had to 'genius' to turn the mistake into a 'money maker'.

So you are in fact willing to pay more to a college boy screw -up, who was 1/2 in the bag on a Ta-kil-ya drunk , than you are to pay out to a innovative entrepreneur spirit like Dougie!!

Is this part of the 'we are all winner' of the social engineering dumb-ing down of the USA??

Hwyl
06-18-2011, 01:29 PM
Ya see George this is part of whats wrong with America today!! Your willing to give 'credit / more money)' to PP ( a college boy ) for spelling a word wrong , all the while ignoring it was botebum (a Blue collar worker) who had to 'genius' to turn the mistake into a 'money maker'.

So you are in fact willing to pay more to a college boy screw -up, who was 1/2 in the bag on a Ta-kil-ya drunk , than you are to pay out to a innovative entrepreneur spirit like Dougie!!

Is this part of the 'we are all winner' of the social engineering dumb-ing down of the USA??

Botebum has a degree,

Peerie Maa
06-18-2011, 01:32 PM
Does any one know whether the bigle survived the night? Hope so, dead bigles are hard to dispose of, you cant just dig a hole in your yard to bury it.

Hwyl
06-18-2011, 01:37 PM
You can bury a li'l bigle but not a big bigle, unless you suppress a giggle------dig'll

George Jung
06-18-2011, 01:44 PM
Ya see George this is part of whats wrong with America today!! Your willing to give 'credit / more money)' to PP ( a college boy ) for spelling a word wrong , all the while ignoring it was botebum (a Blue collar worker) who had to 'genius' to turn the mistake into a 'money maker'.

So you are in fact willing to pay more to a college boy screw -up, who was 1/2 in the bag on a Ta-kil-ya drunk , than you are to pay out to a innovative entrepreneur spirit like Dougie!!

Is this part of the 'we are all winner' of the social engineering dumb-ing down of the USA??


While I appreciate your concern/sentiment/hallucinations, rest assured - I was not about to give PP any of my money - he'd just buy more te-key-lah!, and probably bother his wife,
in the bargain.

I was gonna give him some of your money..... it seems to be getting moldy, and needs a bit of airing out. And lets face it - Paul will be more creative with it, anyways.

Thanks.

ramillett
06-18-2011, 03:36 PM
:) OK teetotaler that better ???

seanz
06-18-2011, 07:29 PM
Botebum has a degree,

The proper term is "list".

Paul Girouard
06-18-2011, 07:39 PM
Botebum has a degree,



Lets see, does that comma mean you have more to add when you remember what that is? Or was the comma used instead of a period?

Whats Dougie degree in, beer drinkin?

Paul Girouard
06-18-2011, 07:41 PM
I was gonna give him some of your money..... it seems to be getting moldy, and needs a bit of airing out. And lets face it - Paul will be more creative with it, anyways.



So you've changed political parties eh!

Hwyl
06-18-2011, 07:48 PM
Lets see, does that comma mean you have more to add when you remember what that is? Or was the comma used instead of a period?

Whats Dougie degree in, beer drinkin?

Means I edited out some stuff.

BB is either an English major or an English lit major

Paul Girouard
06-18-2011, 08:32 PM
Means I edited out some stuff.

BB is either an English major or an English lit major




Ah, something you didn't mean to say eh! I wonder if your lil buddy elf will admonish you for your grammar in that first sentence?

Nah, I didn't think so!

It would seem those must be worthless degree's seeing he's a out of work carpenter! He must have gone to college to chase the chicks and drink beer.

Garret
06-18-2011, 08:40 PM
He must have gone to college to chase the chicks and drink beer.

There are other reasons? Inquiring minds wanna know.....

Paul Pless
06-18-2011, 08:54 PM
He must have gone to college to chase the chicks and drink beer.That's not why I went in the first place; but its mostly why I stayed.:D

I mean **** dude, it was either that or get a job.

Canoez
06-18-2011, 08:55 PM
That's not why I went in the first place; but its mostly why I stayed.:D

I mean **** dude, it was either that or get a job.

Geez. You never said you were a slacker...

:d

Paul Pless
06-18-2011, 08:56 PM
figured it was obvious

Canoez
06-18-2011, 08:57 PM
Gotta gotta quit biggling around and get to work, man!

Phillip Allen
06-18-2011, 08:57 PM
FIX KATHERINE'S BOAT if you need something to do!

George Jung
06-18-2011, 09:13 PM
Hmmm.....

Is that a euphemism?

I thought that was part of the reason Pless was mucking around in the Bilge - 'we're in drydock'....

McMike
06-18-2011, 09:24 PM
hmmm.....

Is that a euphemism?

I thought that was part of the reason pless was mucking around in the bilge - 'we're in drydock'....

rotflmao!!!!

oznabrag
06-18-2011, 09:26 PM
:) OK teetotaler that better ???
Yes sir, much!

As I understand it, Tee-totaler means a person who abstains from alcohol Totally (note the capital 'T')

I just find language fascinating. No intention of razzing you!

Cheers!

George Jung
06-18-2011, 09:29 PM
Yes - words good!

Big words - better

Obscure, parochial - priceless!

oznabrag
06-18-2011, 09:46 PM
Yes - words good!

Big words - better

Obscure, parochial - priceless!

Fardwaller indicates transcendental defecation.

George Jung
06-18-2011, 09:48 PM
Well yeah - there's that...

What else ya got?

Chip-skiff
06-18-2011, 09:52 PM
Bigle?

Beagle?

Bible?

Ah-hah! Big Lebowski?

George Jung
06-18-2011, 09:54 PM
That's 'Dude', to you...

or 'El Duderino' if you want the long form...

oznabrag
06-18-2011, 10:19 PM
Well yeah - there's that...

What else ya got?

No, no, no, George, you're the one with the anti-intellectual cant, tonight, so it's your turn!

George Jung
06-18-2011, 10:23 PM
No, no, no, George, you're the one with the anti-intellectual cant, tonight, so it's your turn!




Yer starting to sound an awful lot like my missus.....


next we'll be talking about 'in a blue moon'.....

I know this drill!

oznabrag
06-18-2011, 10:34 PM
Yer starting to sound an awful lot like my missus.....


next we'll be talking about 'in a blue moon'.....

I know this drill!

I got yer drill, Junior! :)

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc250/woodjunkie/BigDP.jpg?t=1307720890

skipper68
06-18-2011, 11:29 PM
****

katherine's asleep,
i've been drinking tequila so i can't go play with the unisaw
i was really hoping for a wbf diversion
y'all suck
Bigle - Wiktionary (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bigle)

Jan 24, 2011 · French: cross-eyed · first-person singular present indicative of bigler third-person singular present indicative of bigler first-person singular present ...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bigle These are definite signs of tequila. It is recommended to cover one eye next time:D

Peerie Maa
06-19-2011, 04:50 AM
As I understand it, Tee-totaler means a person who abstains from alcohol Totally (note the capital 'T')

Cheers!

An urban myth has it that
One anecdote attributes the origin of the word to a meeting of the Preston Temperance Society in 1832 or 1833. This society was founded by Joseph Livesey, who was to become a leader of the temperance movement and the author of The Pledge: "We agree to abstain from all liquors of an intoxicating quality whether ale, porter, wine or ardent spirits, except as medicine." The story attributes the word to Dicky Turner, a member of the society, who had a stammer, and in a speech said that nothing would do but "tee-tee-total abstinence".