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  • Art Read
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2000
    • 4427

    Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

    Do I win?
  • stevebaby
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 4509

    #2
    Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

    Can you work guns into the title somewhere?
    For those who've come across the seas
    We've boundless plains to share;

    I refer you to the reply given in the matter of Arkell v. Pressdram.

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    • Art Read
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2000
      • 4427

      #3
      Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

      "Nuke the unborn baby gay whales for Christ once you've wrestled my guns and bible out of my cold, dead hands."

      How's that?

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      • seanz
        Resilient?
        • Nov 2006
        • 23662

        #4
        Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

        Maybe if you included a recipe?
        We don't know how lucky we are....

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        • skuthorp
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2002
          • 73595

          #5
          Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

          Whale Stew
          Ingredients:

          1 (105 ton) Whale
          1896 lbs Onions
          7326 lbs Potatoes
          1908 gallons Tomato Sauce
          2276 lbs Carrots
          927 lbs Celery
          104 lbs Salt
          76 lbs Black Pepper
          52 gallons Tabasco Sauce
          Directions:
          Place whale in pot with tomato sauce. Cook at 300 degrees for 4 hours. Add onions, potatoes, carrots, celery, salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. Simmer 36 hours. Serves 347,161 people.

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          • bobbys
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 30711

            #6
            Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

            Originally posted by skuthorp
            Whale Stew
            Ingredients:

            1 (105 ton) Whale
            1896 lbs Onions
            7326 lbs Potatoes
            1908 gallons Tomato Sauce
            2276 lbs Carrots
            927 lbs Celery
            104 lbs Salt
            76 lbs Black Pepper
            52 gallons Tabasco Sauce
            Directions:
            Place whale in pot with tomato sauce. Cook at 300 degrees for 4 hours. Add onions, potatoes, carrots, celery, salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. Simmer 36 hours. Serves 347,161 people.
            .

            O sure ruin it for me wit the Tabasco sauce so its HOT!

            Not Funny!

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            • paladin
              Senior Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 26476

              #7
              Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

              Whale Stew
              Ingredients:
              1 (105 ton) Whale
              1896 lbs Onions
              7326 lbs Potatoes
              1908 gallons Tomato Sauce
              2276 lbs Carrots
              927 lbs Celery
              104 lbs Salt
              76 lbs Black Pepper
              52 gallons Tabasco Sauce
              Directions:
              Place whale in pot with tomato sauce. Cook at 300 degrees for 4 hours. Add onions, potatoes, carrots, celery, salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. Simmer 36 hours. Serves 347,161 people.
              Use the whale the same as beef in any recipe.
              Wakan Tanka Kici Un
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              • Bob Adams
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2000
                • 12080

                #8
                Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

                Is this for entry in the creative tread title thread?
                You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
                Mahatma Gandhi

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                • stevebaby
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 4509

                  #9
                  Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

                  Originally posted by Art Read
                  "Nuke the unborn baby gay whales for Christ once you've wrestled my guns and bible out of my cold, dead hands."

                  How's that?
                  Ladeeez an' gennulmen,we have a WINNAAAAAH!
                  For those who've come across the seas
                  We've boundless plains to share;

                  I refer you to the reply given in the matter of Arkell v. Pressdram.

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                  • seanz
                    Resilient?
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 23662

                    #10
                    Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

                    Palin says "Nuke the unborn baby gay whales for Christ once you've wrestled my guns and bible out of my cold, dead hands." Cha cha cha!

                    Too much?
                    We don't know how lucky we are....

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                    • stevebaby
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 4509

                      #11
                      Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

                      Originally posted by seanz
                      Palin says "Nuke the unborn baby gay whales for Christ once you've wrestled my guns and bible out of my cold, dead hands." Cha cha cha!

                      Too much?
                      You were doing so well until you said the "P" word.
                      For those who've come across the seas
                      We've boundless plains to share;

                      I refer you to the reply given in the matter of Arkell v. Pressdram.

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                      • seanz
                        Resilient?
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 23662

                        #12
                        Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

                        But the "P" word was at the start......ohhhh, I get it!

                        We don't know how lucky we are....

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                        • brad9798
                          Senior Member
                          • May 2000
                          • 10739

                          #13
                          Re: Nuke the baby gay whales... for Christ

                          WTF?
                          Nothing else matters but how I raise my children ... and their opinion of me, as a father.

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