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David G
05-09-2010, 12:54 AM
He wanted to become 'poultry in motion'

Dave Gray
05-09-2010, 01:05 AM
Some of these were posted here before, so I won't cut and paste:

chicken crossing the road (http://www.pathguy.com/chicken.htm)

xsboats
05-09-2010, 06:30 AM
To prove to the possum that it could be done.

JMAC
05-09-2010, 06:46 AM
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.

....from High School...

Phillip Allen
05-09-2010, 06:47 AM
Some of these were posted here before, so I won't cut and paste:

chicken crossing the road (http://www.pathguy.com/chicken.htm)

I'll have you know that I read every one of those and some day I'm gonna get even

:)

paul oman
05-09-2010, 08:48 AM
she was trying to get out out AZ before someone caught her.

sailboy3
05-09-2010, 09:31 AM
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Of course, you will have to purchase Microsoft Road.
:D:D:D

P.I. Stazzer-Newt
05-09-2010, 10:05 AM
http://yetthereismethod.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/eat-like-kings.jpg

obscured by clouds
05-09-2010, 10:52 AM
.... because the pervert was on the same side?



[I'll get me coat]

pefjr
05-09-2010, 04:33 PM
To get the hell out of Nevada before Sue Lowden's bartering your Health Care starts up.