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Michael Beckman
03-22-2010, 06:02 AM
Especially in the most important area.

link
(http://gawker.com/5498425/disney-bans-fake-boobs-from-pirates)

Paul Pless
03-22-2010, 06:28 AM
> http://www.woodenboat.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif

coelacanth2
03-22-2010, 06:34 AM
Pity the poor feller who has to adjudge all that "poetry in motion". Probably a low paid job, like Park Ranger - part of your pay is the view. :D. Hey Chuck, does ya need a low stress job?

Vince Brennan
03-22-2010, 07:02 AM
Well, there's ALWAYS C.G.I.

TomF
03-22-2010, 07:25 AM
Bravo for posting this. Surely one of the most important issues of our, or any, time.:D

Michael Beckman
03-22-2010, 07:27 AM
I, for one, support the jiggle test.

Hwyl
03-22-2010, 07:31 AM
I'll be keeping abreast of developments as they emerge.

TomF
03-22-2010, 07:32 AM
I'll be keeping abreast of developments as they emerge.A hopeful thought.

paladin
03-22-2010, 08:00 AM
Gotta call from cuzzin last night...was joking about this......he's a "hollywood/music/arts" writer for NYT.
Think I'll call him back and see if'n he can get me the job. I have warm hands.

TimH
03-22-2010, 10:34 AM
Im waiting for the pirates of Somalia to come out. Ill bet it flops ;)

Paul Pless
03-22-2010, 10:52 AM
this thread is nothing without pics

Songololo
03-22-2010, 10:56 AM
I'll start ...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/03/340x_custom_1269190440701_keiraorlando.jpg

Paul Pless
03-22-2010, 11:01 AM
I'll start ...funny... just did a google image search of pirates breasts so I could add to this thread, and this is what i get returned :D

http://readcomics.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lesbian_pirates.jpg

LeeG
03-22-2010, 11:30 AM
they want size 4-6 lean dancers bodies, that pretty much means smaller boobs. I thought Pirate babes were curvacious with strong hips and a mean right hook.

Paul Pless
03-22-2010, 11:34 AM
looks like an interesting discourse on politics eh

http://www.latrobe.edu.au/childlit/StWebPages/LauraKerwin/Women%20Pirates.jpg

TomF
03-22-2010, 11:37 AM
Not difficult to see why Roger's jolly.

Popeye
03-22-2010, 11:41 AM
mmmmm.... boobies

martin schulz
03-22-2010, 11:47 AM
Im waiting for the pirates of Somalia to come out. Ill bet it flops ;)

Sure - no gals!

switters
03-22-2010, 11:51 AM
Women Pirates we know something about, Mary Read and Ann Bonney, spent most of their time masquerading as men. From this we would assume that most successful female pirates had small bosoms.

Flying Orca
03-22-2010, 12:40 PM
Re the original topic, I'm all in favour of natural breastworks. And buttresses, too.

seanz
03-22-2010, 12:59 PM
PotC is renowned for it's hysterical accuracy.......

Bob Cleek
03-22-2010, 02:49 PM
"Wimmens is trouble!" sez Popeye the Sailor! Who needs 'em in a pirate movie?

Good for Disney. Quite a surprise that a studio renouned for its cartoons and fantasy would opt for realism in this regard, but way to go.

Plastic boobs... I gotta tell ya, it's sorta like a bad topsides paint job. They might look okay from twenty five yards away, but get up close and fuggedaboudit!

Not to mention, once they've become encapsulated (scar tissue growing around the implanted foreign object), they feel like a softball.

Our society's fascination with breast size has created a sad situation in which women feel like they have to mutilate their bodies to be "beautiful." Save for prosthetic reasons, such as following a mastectomy, I really think this sort of elective plastic surgery ought to be outlawed. The MD's that push this sort of stuff with their slick ads and all aren't much better in my book than the chiropractors who offer "free spine analyses" at the county fair booths.

James McMullen
03-22-2010, 03:09 PM
they want size 4-6 lean dancers bodies. . .

Well. . .me too! :D

Robbie 2
03-22-2010, 03:24 PM
BOB.........I couldn't agree with you more.:)



Our society's fascination with breast size has created a sad situation in which women feel like they have to mutilate their bodies to be "beautiful." Save for prosthetic reasons, such as following a mastectomy, I really think this sort of elective plastic surgery ought to be outlawed. The MD's that push this sort of stuff with their slick ads and all aren't much better in my book than the chiropractors who offer "free spine analyses" at the county fair booths.[/QUOTE]

Paul Pless
03-22-2010, 03:32 PM
The MD's that push this sort of stuff with their slick ads and all aren't much better in my book than the chiropractors who offer "free spine analyses" at the county fair booths.tell us how you feel about lawyers that hire an angry william shatner to do their tv ads

John of Phoenix
03-22-2010, 03:46 PM
I think they've departed from the original plot.

http://z.about.com/d/gocalifornia/1/0/S/7/3/14-No_Escape-DL-a.jpg http://themeparks.about.com/library/graphics/potc10.jpg

WX
03-22-2010, 05:48 PM
I went out with a woman with fake breasts once, I have to say they felt very strange.

paladin
03-22-2010, 06:53 PM
Sweet Thing asked me about how I felt about such things and I told her she didn't need it and if she did it I would divorce her......I got lotsa hugs and kisses....we weren't married yet and she was watching too much American TV.

Bob Adams
03-22-2010, 07:00 PM
Aw hell, my wife only has one and she's still beautiful to me. As a matter of fact, I don't think a full set can turn me on anymore!;) OK, let me go back to post 12 and check.....Ayup, a full set still looks good too!

The Bigfella
03-22-2010, 07:11 PM
That's a semi-fake set in post 12. They painted the cleavage on.

LongIslandBoy
03-22-2010, 07:44 PM
:D"Pirates of Somalia"? Bartender, I'll have three shots!:D

BrianW
03-22-2010, 10:28 PM
That's a semi-fake set in post 12. They painted the cleavage on.

Very insightful! I'm impressed!

JimD
03-23-2010, 08:34 AM
... I thought Pirate babes were curvacious with strong hips and a mean right hook.

No need to stereotype pirates like that. Not all of them had prosthetic limbs.

Rich Jones
03-23-2010, 02:52 PM
Aw hell, my wife only has one and she's still beautiful to me. As a matter of fact, I don't think a full set can turn me on anymore!;) OK, let me go back to post 12 and check.....Ayup, a full set still looks good too!

My wife also survived breast cancer and lost a breast in the process, so I've matured a lot where "boobies" are concerned. I can go along with the fun, though. But I feel that any woman who abuses her body with fake boobs has got to get her priorities straight.