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bobbys
03-08-2010, 04:19 AM
Three friends married women from different parts of the world…..

Published by djmick on March 3rd, 2010
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world…..
The first man married a woman from the Philippines. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Brazil. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.

seafox
03-08-2010, 04:28 AM
and I would be glad to cook for a woman that would have me and help me make childern

WX
03-08-2010, 04:35 AM
The third man married a girl from Scotland.

There's an Australian version of that one:D

isla
03-08-2010, 07:38 AM
Are ye takkin' the pish Jimmy?

paladin
03-08-2010, 09:19 AM
Tired..? NOT Me...where's the wimmin'?

Phillip Allen
03-08-2010, 10:22 AM
I would not advise anyone who marries a girl from the Philippines to rely on that.

Well, not if they wish to live...

I was thinking the same thing :)

Scot L T
03-08-2010, 10:47 AM
I would not advise anyone who marries a girl from the Philippines to rely on that.

Well, not if they wish to live...


Yikes! I won't be trying that on my ABC (Australian Born Chinese) gal. I'm hopeful I'd see again but I'm positive I'd never pee again.