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Spin_Drift
02-13-2010, 02:21 PM
COMPUTER SCIENCE
"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."

ALGEBRA
"A kiss is two divided by nothing."

PHYSICS
"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the
heart."

CHEMISTRY
"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two
hearts."

ACCOUNTING
"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when
returned."

ECONOMICS
"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher
than the supply."

PHILOSOPHY
"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and
homage for the old."

THEOLOGY
"A kiss is divine."

EARTH SCIENCES
"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best
when recycled often."

PHARMACOLOGY
"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what
ails you."

LAW
"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the
second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that
two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes,
the same space and time for a temporary period."

POLITICAL SCIENCE
"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with
anyone other than your spouse."

ENGINEERING
"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word."

Phillip Allen
02-13-2010, 02:28 PM
religion...a kiss always proceeds a betrayal

Tristan
02-13-2010, 03:07 PM
I went to college with a wonderfully crude, married, redneck couple who described a kiss as two people rubbing mouth-holes together.

BarnacleGrim
02-13-2010, 03:44 PM
I suspect an engineer will be along shortly to correct you on that one :D

chasbartlett
02-13-2010, 04:27 PM
I "R" an injuneer...
A Kiss ....is a state of contraction between two orbicular oris muscles....
Howzzatt?

Bob (oh, THAT Bob)
02-13-2010, 09:21 PM
The Law one is the funniest.

And for Engineering, it's "Insufficient data." :)

Vince Brennan
02-13-2010, 10:16 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, Spinny! You'll ALWAYS be MY Valentine!

http://karenswhimsy.com/public-domain-images/valentine-hearts/images/valentine-hearts-4.jpg

peter radclyffe
02-14-2010, 01:14 AM
& for d,j's Spin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylhrPivP-8