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Paul Pless
02-09-2010, 09:31 PM
I gotta leave town on business on Sunday. I'll be gone a week or so. I was planning on something kinda nice for Saturday for an early Valentine's day celebration.

Katherine just out of the blue hit me up with, "Why don't we wait till you get back to celebrate Valentine's Day?"

Mrleft8
02-09-2010, 09:36 PM
I gotta leave town on business on Sunday. I'll be gone a week or so. I was planning on something kinda nice for Saturday for an early Valentine's day celebration.

Katherine just out of the blue hit me up with, "Why don't we wait till you get back to celebrate Valentine's Day?"

Why celebrate a day dedicated to a 12 century (or whenever he was) celebate freak show?:confused:

Nanoose
02-09-2010, 09:50 PM
Celebate?

Pugwash
02-09-2010, 09:53 PM
Celebate?

12th Century?

Mrleft8
02-09-2010, 10:15 PM
12th Century?

OK 5th century....... He's still dead.

Nanoose
02-09-2010, 10:25 PM
Did you mean celibate, or celebrate? ;)

Mrleft8
02-09-2010, 10:31 PM
Just dance to the music.....

Peter Malcolm Jardine
02-09-2010, 11:58 PM
I gotta leave town on business on Sunday. I'll be gone a week or so. I was planning on something kinda nice for Saturday for an early Valentine's day celebration.

Katherine just out of the blue hit me up with, "Why don't we wait till you get back to celebrate Valentine's Day?"

Sure, don't even get a card or nuffin. As an encore, douse yourself in flammable liquid and light yourself on fire. It will be about the same amount of pain.:D:D

StevenBauer
02-10-2010, 12:12 AM
Trick.



Steven

Tracey
02-10-2010, 05:14 AM
I was planning on something kinda nice for Saturday for an early Valentine's day celebration.

Paul, you just go on and keep your plans- it's not the date that's important, it's the gesture -- And then Katherine can keep to her plan when you return- Twice the fun!

Michael D. Storey
02-10-2010, 08:42 AM
I gotta leave town on business on Sunday. I'll be gone a week or so. I was planning on something kinda nice for Saturday for an early Valentine's day celebration.

Katherine just out of the blue hit me up with, "Why don't we wait till you get back to celebrate Valentine's Day?"
Remember 'Double your pleasure, Double your fun?'

David Tabor (sailordave)
02-10-2010, 08:42 AM
I gotta leave town on business on Sunday. I'll be gone a week or so. I was planning on something kinda nice for Saturday for an early Valentine's day celebration.

Katherine just out of the blue hit me up with, "Why don't we wait till you get back to celebrate Valentine's Day?"


Paul, Paul, Paul.... How old are you again? :confused:

Well, IIRC you are definitely old enough to know IT IS A DAMN TRICK! :eek: She's testing you. B/c even if she really *means* it, she really just wants to see if you'll still get her something b/c that's what you're supposed to do.
And then when you do she'll grouse about you not following the rules (don't get me anything). :rolleyes:

So, you see, YOU ARE SCREWED either way!:p:D

Just to help you out....
And pay attention to #44

Tips for Men: 50 Things Girls Wished Guys Knew
1. Don't freakin' tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible during our favorite show, please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, then don't excpect us to
dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. That's a must.
5. There is NO such thing as TOO MUCH spooning.
6. We think about you all the time. And I mean ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it... you don't call = you don't care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous, but overly-possessive is not necessary.
10. Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how
much you can bench press.
11. Return the favor...we massage, you massage...
12. Show us your romantic side every once in a while, we love it.
13. We're allowed to be late...you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words...honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies, guy groupies are stalkers...
19. Tell us we're gorgeous or beautiful instead of hot or sexy.
20. Do not start with us...you will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? ...Didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy, at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are... even at our house
or getting into a car.
26. We LOVE surprises!
27. We like to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs but.....NEVER whitey-tighties!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us...a clean mouth and
white teeth are a necessity
32. Love u, love you, luv u and love ya are totally different than I Love You.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still
love you with everything we have.
34. Don't ask us to do things that we aren't ready for.
35. Don't act jerkish and ignore us around your friends.
36. Sometimes NO! really means NO!
37. "Wife Beaters" are not always an adequate form of fashion.
38. Do not bring up an ex-girlfriend, unless we ask.
39. Sensitive guys are great, but crying more than we do in a movie
just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks
from us all add up to... YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the
simple fact that you're trying.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring, doesn't
mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Do not lie to us...we will catch you, trust me.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about everything...meaning my
best friend knows everything about you!

Michael D. Storey
02-10-2010, 09:10 AM
48, 41 & 20, real big,
33 & 17, good to know
49, keep in mind