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paladin
02-05-2010, 09:50 AM
A filthy rich Texan decided that he wanted

to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the

backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking,

dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ

and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.

Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!



Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing

everywhere.

Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.



Everybody was just staring at him
in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?'

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.

That was amazing. How about a new

Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked,

'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said,

'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool.

Robmill0605
02-05-2010, 10:17 AM
Ha! Ha!

Michael D. Storey
02-05-2010, 10:31 AM
Funny. Funny. I can hear our story-teller telling this as a recollection, and everyone believing him.

Glen Longino
02-05-2010, 12:36 PM
:D:D:D

..."the only Redneck in the neighborhood."

That's the only part of the story that rings untrue!

ccmanuals
02-05-2010, 12:41 PM
:D:D:D

Concordia...41
02-05-2010, 12:42 PM
:D:D:D

Rich Jones
02-05-2010, 01:32 PM
A chemical factory catchs fire. All the surrounding fire departments come with their big fancy trucks and equipment, but don't go near the fire for fear of exploding chemicals. The factory owner offers $100,000 to anyone brave enough to save his building. No takers. Than, racing down the hill, comes a 1947 fire truck with a bunch of 80 year old guys on the back. It races through the flames into the center of the building. The men jump off and fight the fire like demons, saving the factory. Afterwards, the owner is praising them and asked them what they were going to do with the reward money. Says the 80 year old fire chief, "Well, the first thing we're gonna do is fix the brakes on that f**king truck!!"

Rich Jones
02-05-2010, 01:35 PM
Paladin, It's good to see you back. We all enjoy your posts and wisdom.

paladin
02-05-2010, 01:39 PM
Dunno about wisdom...I went back to the same doctors.....

Spin_Drift
02-05-2010, 01:44 PM
Paladin, It's good to see you back. We all enjoy your posts and wisdom.

Yes, yes, yes. Good to have you back Chuckie dear...and your humour intact. You are an amazing man. :):):)

paladin
02-05-2010, 01:57 PM
Spiderman is Amazing...I'm hurting......think I'll take some more of this new bottle of dope.....
Hiya Spinner.....I've been working for a couple of hours trying to get some drawings finished for a forumite...about 2 hours is my limit before I start hurting again...at least the bleeding seems to have stopped. Made a dozen applesauce muffins last night for something to nibble on during the blizzard today...it's kinda wet and sticky, not cold and hard. I hope it melts quickly.
When ya gonna get back to the boat?

Spin_Drift
02-05-2010, 02:15 PM
Spiderman is Amazing...I'm hurting......think I'll take some more of this new bottle of dope.....
Hiya Spinner.....I've been working for a couple of hours trying to get some drawings finished for a forumite...about 2 hours is my limit before I start hurting again...at least the bleeding seems to have stopped. Made a dozen applesauce muffins last night for something to nibble on during the blizzard today...it's kinda wet and sticky, not cold and hard. I hope it melts quickly.
When ya gonna get back to the boat?

I'd love to see the pictures you are finishing. Can you post them please?

We love the ones you sent us. :) :D

The plan is to go get ORCA home this summer. I'll propably start the drive to California somewhere in the early part of May. David flies there a couple of weeks later.

We are currently taking a USCG safe boating and seamanship course. I'm trying to learn as much as possible.

Oh boy, if you were only feeling good enough to under take such a journey, we'd love to take you with. It will be quite an adventure.

:D

David W Pratt
02-05-2010, 02:16 PM
Remember when your Dad took you out in the middle of the lake and threw you into the water to teach you to swim?
He wasn't trying to teach you to swim.

SamSam
02-05-2010, 02:37 PM
Leroy was having a good time drinking,

dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ

and flirting with all the women.


That reminds me of Asleep At The Wheels 'Hillbilly Nut'

"I was invited to a party
'Cuz I was new in town.
I drank up all the whiskey,
Started chasin' the wimmin around.
They threw me out of the back door,
Said that they'd had enough.
Those people, they think I'm a squirrel,
But I'm a Hiiiiiilllllllllbilly Nut!"

bobbys
02-05-2010, 05:13 PM
LOL

McMike
02-05-2010, 06:40 PM
:eek::D:D.