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Nicholas Carey
01-06-2010, 01:28 AM
Popped my Chuck E. Cheese cherry tonight. Would have been better if they still made Qaaludes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone) :p

Evidently, especially considering that there's no alcohol available and nobody goes there but families with young kids in tow, Chuck E. Cheese restaurants are responsible for a rather phenomenal number of 911 calls to the police regarding fights between adults taking place on the premises :eek:

Apparently, too much sugar in combination with screaming children and too much noise and flashing lights makes for a rather toxic mix.

[For those on the other side of Big Water and thus bereft of the benefits brought to one's culture by Chuck E. Cheese ... Chuck E. Cheese (http://www.chuckecheese.com/) is a pizza chain that caters to kids. The restaurants are filled with animatronic critters, video games and arcade games and rides. Much noise and oompus-boompus. Very popular as a venue for pre-teen birthday parties.]

Captain Blight
01-06-2010, 02:03 AM
I went to one once. ONCE.

Thank Crom for reefer, is all I can say. If you don't take drugs before going there, all I can say is you will want to by the time you've been there for a half hour.

bobbys
01-06-2010, 02:55 AM
My kids just HAD to go there{Portland} when they were young.

It really got on my nerves so i waited in the car and let my wife deal with it.

Canoez
01-06-2010, 08:41 AM
:eek: My gawd. :eek: The place is He** on earth. :eek: Took my little guy to a birthday party at one. :eek: The embarrassed parents noted that they remembered it differently from their own childhood. :eek:

My condolences, Nick.

Bill R
01-06-2010, 09:45 AM
I went to one once. Stayed for less than 3 minutes.

I propose we send Gitmo detainees to one. Uh, wait. Nevermind. There are rules against torture.

Robert L.
01-06-2010, 10:35 AM
I have two son's and a niece who have finally gotten past the Chuck E. Cheeses stage. It is truly hell-on-earth. And this from a man who goes through the insanity of being a mall Santa and dealing with up to 15,000 children and their families each year.

Concordia...41
01-06-2010, 07:05 PM
So does that mean no one here wants this stupid cup of tokens I slammed in my purse and walked out the door with, but have hung on to for two plus years knowing at some point in my life one of the grandkids will drag me back..... :rolleyes:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a0df27b3127ccef95801b9407a00000030O08BYtG7lsxbg9 vPhA/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

S/V Laura Ellen
01-06-2010, 07:07 PM
It sounds like Chuck E. Cheese would be an appropriate place for an WBF EBS.:D:D:D

jack grebe
01-06-2010, 07:20 PM
What a bunch of winers........... I like Chuckie Cheese:cool:

S/V Laura Ellen
01-06-2010, 07:22 PM
What a bunch of winers........... I like Chuckie Cheese:cool:

But do they let you break plates? Who was it that started that anyway. Margo?

Concordia...41
01-06-2010, 07:29 PM
But do they let you break plates? Who was it that started that anyway. Margo?

For the record - that was absolutely and positively not me.

There weren't any left when Claudia was done...

Canoez
01-06-2010, 08:08 PM
SWMBO recorded my observations (http://almostamerican.blogspot.com/2008/09/chuck-e-cheese.html) on my return from my last (AND ONLY!) trip to Chuck E. Cheese's.

Concordia...41
01-06-2010, 08:21 PM
SWMBO recorded my observations (http://almostamerican.blogspot.com/2008/09/chuck-e-cheese.html) on my return from my last (AND ONLY!) trip to Chuck E. Cheese's.

From the link:

"Chuck E. Cheese would make a lot more money if they sold alcohol to anesthetize the parents, but they probably couldn't sell it fast enough!"

ROTFLMAO :D

carlg
01-06-2010, 09:00 PM
I worked with a guy who said " When I die , if I go to hell, It'll be Chuckie Cheese."

Chris-on-the-Boat
01-06-2010, 11:56 PM
I went there once during an ill-advised marriage sometime around 1992. I've been drinking "to forget" ever since...

Willin'
01-07-2010, 10:59 AM
Catering to screaming children and bad parents is spreading into the tavern and bar scene around here lately too. Walked into a new brewpub last week where the barman and his 7 year old daughter came to wait on our table...walked out straightaway. Oh yeah, the $9- $11 dollar draft beers also played a factor.

Then yesterday at a local Irish pub, when a mom brought her pre-school aged brat in to the bar at happy hour, the barmaid whipped out a coloring book and crayons for the kid. Happy hour?

Sad times.

Yeadon
01-07-2010, 02:25 PM
According to wikipedia, Chuck E. Cheese was created by the same guy who invented Pong.

brad9798
01-09-2010, 12:07 AM
Best pizza ever!

;)

Concordia...41
01-09-2010, 01:08 PM
You poor soul ! You ever had pizza from Lombardi's in NY ?

Well he's obviously never had frozen pizza from the Dollar Store either...

brad9798
01-10-2010, 09:20 PM
I guessed you folks missed my : ";)"