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pefjr
01-03-2010, 10:13 PM
My Dog


My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He's living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.



I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head --



Holy smoke, my dog's a democrat!

Tom Montgomery
01-03-2010, 10:22 PM
Not to worry. Just shave his butt and train him to walk backwards. Then everyone will think he looks just like a Republican. :eek: :p

ripley699
01-03-2010, 10:33 PM
Not to worry. Just shave his butt and train him to walk backwards. Then everyone will think he looks just like a independent. :eek: :p

There, fixed that for ya' tom !