View Full Version : Where's Wally...well, Ishmael, anyway?

Nicholas Carey
12-31-2009, 09:40 PM
Anybody know what's happened to Ishmael? He doesn't appear to have posted since the 20th.

Did he get Scotted? Is just being misanthropic? Or does he just have a life outside of the Bilge? :p

12-31-2009, 11:43 PM
He's consistantly unreliable.

Last time he posted, he was going to buy a boat and sail away, maybe he's boat shopping in Florida?
That's what I'd be doing if I lived in Maine.

01-07-2010, 01:10 PM
Bump. 9 posts on 9 different topics on 12/23 and nothing since.

Glen Longino
01-07-2010, 01:43 PM
I think we can safely assume that Jack is lying on a hammock strung between palm trees on some tropical island with a rum drink in one hand and a dark-skinned maiden in the other.
I'll be very surprised if this is not the case...uhmmm!

01-07-2010, 01:53 PM
jacks anamorphic shadow rolled from his well worn lavendar davenport couch , the last good steel spring giving his 220 pound carcass the much needed boost over the side , landing abruptly on his face and straightening his crumpled suit skin like a newborn hippopotamus , he peered down at the crack between linoleum joints , freshly tacked down with roofing nails

wallowing there , abandoned , in his double wide , he rolled over on his back , taking a glance at the ceiling , he wondered aloud about .. the internet ..

Chris Coose
01-07-2010, 02:14 PM
Sounds like something from "Under the Volcano" Mr. Popeye.

Tom Montgomery
01-07-2010, 02:27 PM
I once spent 28 days away from everything. It was one of the best things I've ever done. Here's hoping Jack is spending his time away from the WBF just as profitably.

01-07-2010, 02:35 PM
I enjoyed his Poems, Sonnets and Muzak.

Hope your having a great time Ish.

01-07-2010, 04:51 PM
I suspect goats, Mexico, Tequilla, drums, learning Spanish from a young senorita tudor.

01-07-2010, 08:18 PM
I suspect a holding cell in Buffalo, NY awaiting a restraining order from an "ex-lover"... ;) :D

01-08-2010, 04:09 AM
I like Jack, some of his posts remind me of myself, without my fear of being too open about personal stuff.

I hope he's OK.

The Bigfella
01-08-2010, 04:26 AM
Anyone got his number?

01-08-2010, 04:33 AM
I suspect a holding cell in Buffalo, NY awaiting a restraining order from an "ex-lover"... ;) :D

That was good !!!