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Tom Hoffman
12-30-2009, 08:45 PM
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad/Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay:D

McMike
12-30-2009, 08:51 PM
Very much better than the other C&P you posted.

Very funny and very true!!!

botebum
12-30-2009, 08:57 PM
Do I get a prize if every single one of those apply to me?

Doug

S/V Laura Ellen
12-30-2009, 09:08 PM
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.



Do I get a prize if every single one of those apply to me?

Doug

Come on Doug , it'll never happen, you gatta mirror?:D

botebum
12-30-2009, 09:13 PM
I clean up pretty good. You'd be surprised;)

Doug

Keith Wilson
12-30-2009, 10:17 PM
This is a good one.
Was learning cursive really necessary? No.

That moment you realize you're wrong is briefly embarrassing - but remember: you were wrong all along, but now you know it. It's one of the most valuable unpleasant feelings you can have.

S/V Laura Ellen
12-30-2009, 10:19 PM
I clean up pretty good. You'd be surprised;)

Doug

I guess all things are relative.:D

Nicholas Carey
12-31-2009, 12:23 AM
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?Clearly, your mama (or your drill instructor) didn't raise you right :p

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet

1. Turn the sheet inside out. This is important -- my mama will whomp you if you fold the sheet so that the bottom surface of the sheet is out. There are rules. :p

2. Put one hand in each corner along one of the long sides.

3. Bring the two corners together so the the folded sheet is bottom-to-bottom.

4. Flip one pocket over the over.

5. Keeping one hand in the two nested pockets, slide the other hand down and collect the other two pockets.

6. Repeat operations #3 and 4.

7. With one hand holding each set of nested pockets, shake it out so everything is normal -- we want to eliminate any cattywumpusness.

8. Continue folding as you would for a flat sheet. If you bring any corner pockets together, nest them as in operation #4.

Easy as pie.

Stan D
12-31-2009, 10:04 AM
Nothing that has 8 steps is "easy as pie". Even pie.

pefjr
12-31-2009, 10:29 AM
This a good one. No.

That moment you realize you're wrong is briefly embarrassing - but remember: you were wrong all along, but now you know it. It's one of the most valuable unpleasant feelings you can have.You should know:D

John Smith
12-31-2009, 11:07 AM
Nothing that has 8 steps is "easy as pie". Even pie.
The only people who think pies are easy haven't made any, other than the ones you just open the box and eat.

wizbang 13
12-31-2009, 11:10 AM
Don't hit me! I was only sarcasming!!