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Duncan Gibbs
12-19-2009, 03:00 AM
It's happening I tell ye!!

Here, (http://www.woodenboat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=107187)

and here! (http://www.woodenboat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=107236)

That's just for starters. I reckon there's more...

I'm going back in to look....

Jim Ledger
12-19-2009, 07:34 AM
What're you lookin' at?

Duncan Gibbs
12-19-2009, 08:26 AM
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botebum
12-19-2009, 08:51 AM
Seems to be a glutton of threads about other threads lately. Would that be considered a syndrome as well?

Doug

Duncan Gibbs
12-19-2009, 09:03 AM
Thread On Thread Syndrome: TOTS for short, as in "He's got a really bad case of TOTS."

Tom Montgomery
12-19-2009, 10:46 AM
Celine Dion and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar together.

The bartender says, "Hey! Why the long faces?"

David G
12-19-2009, 12:23 PM
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

David G
12-19-2009, 12:24 PM
A guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Can I have a bag of helicopter flavor chips?" The barkeep says, "Sorry, we only have plain."

David G
12-19-2009, 12:25 PM
A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.

David G
12-19-2009, 12:26 PM
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.

David G
12-19-2009, 12:27 PM
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

Duncan Gibbs
12-19-2009, 04:51 PM
Two sheep walk into a bar and one says, "Wool have two beers thanks!"

The barman looks at them and replies, "We don't serve ewes 'ere!"

seanz
12-19-2009, 04:53 PM
Is it safe to tell the two bits of string joke?

Duncan Gibbs
12-19-2009, 05:00 PM
I'm a frayed knot!

seanz
12-19-2009, 07:21 PM
Two pair o' frays.

Tha's brill'nt!
've onlee nun yu fo f've mints, but your th' bssst fren 've e'vr had!

Duncan Gibbs
12-20-2009, 07:40 AM
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