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Uncle Duke
12-17-2009, 10:21 AM
Is someone you know and love bothered by alien abductions?

Give them the gift of security: instructions here (http://www.stopabductions.com/).

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Tom Galyen
12-17-2009, 10:45 AM
Tell you what "Unk" I think you need to wear one, reinforced with aluminum Foil. :):)

sailboy3
12-17-2009, 10:49 AM
Tell you what "Unk" I think you need to wear one, reinforced with aluminum Foil. :):)

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John Turpin
12-17-2009, 10:59 AM
With their technology, they'd just use those helmets against us. I'm sticking with meditative humming. (It drives them crazy)

Uncle Duke
12-17-2009, 11:00 AM
I think you need to wear one, reinforced with aluminum Foil.Tin-foil hats are a conspiracy!
From an M.I.T. study, here (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/):

We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
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jyre
12-17-2009, 01:19 PM
Thank Unk for this wonderful info......... since i seem to be having this exact problem........ If you need me I'll call you