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Tealsmith
12-08-2009, 04:43 PM
someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

Tealsmith
12-08-2009, 05:47 PM
If you build a man a fire, you will warm him for the night. But if you light a man on fire you will warm him for the rest of his life.

Paul Pless
12-08-2009, 05:56 PM
give a man a fish, feed him for a day
teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer

The Bigfella
12-08-2009, 06:17 PM
You can wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which fills up the fastest

brad9798
12-08-2009, 09:46 PM
Build a man a fire ... keep him warm for the night!

SET a man on fire ... keep him warm the rest of his life!

;)

The Bigfella
12-08-2009, 09:49 PM
Wow, that's early for a repeat. Posts 2 & 5

Captain Blight
12-08-2009, 09:54 PM
Well, Ian, the proof of the pudding never falls far from the tree.

coelacanth2
12-08-2009, 10:01 PM
Sounds like spilt milk over that bridge when we come to it. Or something. I think...

Glen Longino
12-08-2009, 10:17 PM
Well, Ian, the proof of the pudding never falls far from the tree.

:D:D
One retard in the hand is worth two in the bush!:rolleyes::)

John Smith
12-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Little acorns from giant oak trees grow.

As I once remarked, back when some of the Tylenol had been poisoned: What are they complaining about, they got rid of their headache. A sick and tasteless joke, but I own up to it.

Seems less out of place in a thread where we set a guy on fire to warm him up.

The Bigfella
12-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Hang on, I take resemblance to that

pefjr
12-08-2009, 10:23 PM
"You should always go to other peoples funerals; otherwise they won't come to yours" Yogi Berra

brad9798
12-08-2009, 11:44 PM
:eek: ... damn ... sorry about the double post ...

:(

skuthorp
12-08-2009, 11:48 PM
A bird in the hand can give you Sidicosis.
A bird in the pan is a different kettle of fish entirely.

paladin
12-09-2009, 04:05 AM
A bird in hand is not as good as one in her bush.

JimD
12-09-2009, 09:59 AM
Always say never.

Phillip Allen
12-09-2009, 10:11 AM
When the dinner guest was asked why he had rubbed broccoli in his hair, he apologized with a bow from the waist and replied that he had thought it was spinach…

tomlarkin
12-09-2009, 12:03 PM
Never count your chickens before they cross the road.

Kaa
12-09-2009, 12:08 PM
This is as much fun as shooting monkeys in a barrel!

Kaa

SMARTINSEN
12-09-2009, 12:12 PM
Time heals all wounds.

But it can leave some pretty ugly scars.

pefjr
12-09-2009, 12:59 PM
When the dinner guest was asked why he had rubbed broccoli in his hair, he apologized with a bow from the waist and replied that he had thought it was spinach…GHBush, " I am President of the United States and I am not gonna eat anymore Broccoli."

brad9798
12-09-2009, 11:11 PM
Do unto to others ................... then run!

:D

Tealsmith
12-10-2009, 07:49 AM
If your head ever catches fire, don't look into a mirror because that would really put you into a panic.

Popeye
12-10-2009, 07:55 AM
don't go away mad , just go away

Tealsmith
12-10-2009, 03:14 PM
Similar to "have a nice day, just have it somewhere else."