View Full Version : Merry Xmas

11-18-2009, 03:55 PM
Just yesterday (honest, I kid you not, cross my heart and hope to die) I was thinking it's about time for the annual Christmas whine to be opened and today I had my first taste. Oh well, I guess it is the season for fruitcakes.

Twas the month before Christmas*

*When all through our land,*

*Not a Christian was praying*

*Nor taking a stand.*

*See the PC Police had taken away,*

*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*

*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*

*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*

*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*

* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*

*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*

*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*

*Something was changing, something quite odd! *

*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*

*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*

*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*

* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*

*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*

*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*

*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*

*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*

*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*

*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*

*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*

*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*

* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*

*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*

*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Treee'*

*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*

*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*

*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday !*

James McMullen
11-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Fanatics have to have an "us" vs. "them" in order to drum up outrage. I pity people who are always pissed off all the time.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
11-18-2009, 06:29 PM
I pity people who are always pissed off all the time.

They make a pill for that now.

jack grebe
11-18-2009, 06:34 PM
They make a pill for that now.
Why would some one want to take a pill and
be pissed off all the time?????????

11-18-2009, 07:17 PM


I, Rowboat
11-24-2009, 03:05 PM
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

11-24-2009, 04:54 PM
Dan, that is just wrong on so many levels...
...but funny!