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SamSam
11-18-2009, 03:55 PM
Just yesterday (honest, I kid you not, cross my heart and hope to die) I was thinking it's about time for the annual Christmas whine to be opened and today I had my first taste. Oh well, I guess it is the season for fruitcakes.



Twas the month before Christmas*


*When all through our land,*


*Not a Christian was praying*


*Nor taking a stand.*


*See the PC Police had taken away,*


*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*


*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*


*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*


*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*


* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*


*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*


*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*


*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*


*Something was changing, something quite odd! *


*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*


*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*


*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*


* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*


*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*


*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*


*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*


*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*


*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*


*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*


*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*


*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*


*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*


* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*


*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*


*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*


*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Treee'*


*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*


*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*


*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday !*

James McMullen
11-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Fanatics have to have an "us" vs. "them" in order to drum up outrage. I pity people who are always pissed off all the time.

Domesticated_Mr. Know It All
11-18-2009, 06:29 PM
I pity people who are always pissed off all the time.


They make a pill for that now.

jack grebe
11-18-2009, 06:34 PM
They make a pill for that now.
Why would some one want to take a pill and
be pissed off all the time?????????

huisjen
11-18-2009, 07:17 PM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs023.snc3/11044_188229733016_660563016_2993507_4378773_n.jpg

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I, Rowboat
11-24-2009, 03:05 PM
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

mmd
11-24-2009, 04:54 PM
Dan, that is just wrong on so many levels...
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...but funny!