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Tom Hoffman
10-20-2009, 06:53 PM
Enjoy!!


1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference.. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan
island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!!

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra
class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was
cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper
spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a
taste of religion.

20. Some wives mend their husband's socks..
Others don't give a darn.:D

bobbys
10-20-2009, 06:57 PM
LOL im bringing you to BINGO night with me!

Hwyl
10-20-2009, 07:00 PM
3. She was only a whiskey maker(s daughter), but he loved her still.

There's a whole genre of jokes like this, many of them Scotable.

How about : She was only the welders daughter, but she had a set a lean legs.

She was only the admirals daughter but had a naval I'll stop there.

mmd
10-20-2009, 11:01 PM
Red Skelton was here...

Funny stuff - I can hear the rimshot at each punchline.

BrianW
10-21-2009, 12:39 AM
Good stuff!

Tom Hoffman
10-21-2009, 04:22 AM
I raid another forum's joke forum for em'. That forum will remain nameless... Besides, they are just a bunch of boreing old men like me.

Phillip Allen
10-21-2009, 04:23 AM
I raid another forum's joke forum for em'. That forum will remain nameless... Besides, they are just a bunch of boreing old men like me.

ain't it great to be a boreing old man! :)